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263 comments
Can't be as good as 'octokleen' or 'germ -o- nator' but put me down anyway, please
Me please I've almost finished the last can I won. What can I say I'm a dirty dirty boy.
My turn?
a clean bike
Is what I like
Yes please
me please
Yes please, count me in
Yeees!
Not too bad on the dirt yet, but needs a bit of greasing.
lube me up scotty
Me please!
yes please
would love a can given the current weather
all in one aye?
What's the opposite of a Dirty Dozen? In for me, pease...
yes please
Me too please
I'm a durty, durty Scotsman - help me clean up my act
My chances are slim but yes pls boss.
Bike needs cleaning
Yes please!
Clean me up.
Never can have enough cleaner and never have enough time.
Take me to the cleaners .... please.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, therefore I'm in hell
it's very muddy here, so this would be great. Please...
Time to clean up, count me in please
Oh yeah! I need one of those!
Worth a punt, thanx
wednesday the 17th november is my birthday, a clean bike would be nice
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