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Should cycling websites leave results out of their Tour de France reports?; Councillor claims cycle network is “at risk of collapse”, but locals say “it’s long dead”; Should Jonas have worked for Wout?; When drivers block your PB + more on the live blog

It’s Monday, and after a bumper weekend on the sofa watching every minute of the Tour, Ryan Mallon’s back for another yellow-themed week on the live blog

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03 July 2023, 12:10
Should cycling websites leave results out of their Tour de France reports?

No, I haven’t gone mad (especially after a morning writing almost solely about the Tour de France) – that is a genuine debate currently taking place on the road.cc forum.

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“I, like many people who also have full time jobs and busy lives, watch most of my TDF on highlights shows or on catch up and it really takes the edge off when I know how the stage is going to end,” the OP says.

“Journalists will often make the reader get to the end of an article to discover which tyre lever is the best on the latest consumer test but are falling over themselves to tell you the outcome of a sporting event. This is arguably one of the few headlines where clickbait is genuinely justified.

“I don’t want to have to avoid road.cc during the racing season so please stop giving the result away in the headline.”

What do you reckon? Does the ‘Result Spoiler Alert’ poster have a point? Should websites about cycling refrain from mentioning things that happened in a cycle race – the biggest one of the lot, too – on their cycling website? Should we adopt more ambiguous headlines for people who aim to avoid all mention of the results but don’t mind scrolling on cycling websites as they wait?

Adam Yates wins 2023 Tour de France stage one (Alex Whitehead/SWpix.com)

Probably need to blur these faces out next time…

Could headlines like ‘These twins are both racing the Tour de France together… You won’t believe what happened next’ catch on?

Well, until then, I suppose we better figure out a way to avoid finding out the results of bike races, published on cycling websites. There must be a way, surely…

03 July 2023, 16:28
Me, trying my best to avoid finding out who won today’s sprint at the Tour…

If you’re set on watching the highlights later tonight and don’t want any spoilers, best not to keep scrolling…

03 July 2023, 16:01
Tour de France: Jasper Philipsen wins chaotic sprint after stunning Van der Poel lead out (as Mark Cavendish finishes sixth)

Jasper Philipsen has picked up right where he left off at the Tour de France, winning a chaotic sprint into Bayonne after a stunning lead out from his Alpecin-Deceuninck teammate Mathieu van der Poel.

The 25-year-old Belgian, who won the last bunch gallop contested at the Tour, in Paris last year, jumped off the wheel of the incredibly strong Van der Poel with 200m to go and held off Bahrain Victorious’ Phil Bauhaus, who secured a promising second place on only his third Tour stage, and Caleb Ewan to put down an ominous marker for the rest of the race.

However, for a good twenty minutes after the finish, there were murmurings that an anxious-looking Philipsen may have been on the receiving end of a disqualification for deviating from his line during the sprint, a move which appeared to nudge Wout van Aert slightly into the barriers. 

However – at least in this writer’s opinion – such a punishment had it occurred would have been terribly harsh, considering that Philipsen’s slight movement to the right was compounded by the direction of the road and the barriers, which in many ways jutted out at a more extreme angle than the Belgian’s sprint.

“There was a bit of doubt, and they made it really exciting in the end,” a notably relieved Philipsen said of the jury’s decision after being told that he had, in fact, won his third career Tour stage.

Away from the prolonged controversy at the finish line, Mark Cavendish didn’t manage Tour win no. 35, but he was at least very much involved in the heart of the action, securing a very encouraging sixth place after a difficult finale.

Don’t be writing that record off just yet…

03 July 2023, 15:25
Cyclists call out latest bike lane vandalism as Manchester named ‘worst in Europe for green transport’
A56 cycle lane (@jbizzleymcbizzl/Twitter)

In the same week that a report into the state of shared and zero-emission mobility in European cities ranked Manchester as the 'worst in Europe for clean and green transport', Mancunian cyclists have found one of their cycle lanes under attack from vandals removing segregation cones to turn the bike lane into a third motor vehicle lane.

Photos shared on social media show the A56 in Trafford reopened to three lanes again, the lane that was a dedicated cycle lane, formerly separated from traffic with cones, once again filled with queueing vehicles, and the removed cones stacked at the side of the road.

Read more: > Cyclists call out latest bike lane vandalism as Manchester named ‘worst in Europe for green transport’

03 July 2023, 14:55
Mark Cavendish, 2023 Tour de France team presentation (Alex Whitehead/SWpix.com)
Is today the day Mark Cavendish finally breaks THAT record?

As today’s Tour de France stage to Bayonne winds its way to an inevitable first bunch kick of the Tour, our attention at road.cc HQ just as inevitably turns to the question on everyone’s lips: Can Mark Cavendish finally break the Tour’s all-time stage win record this year?

Supersurvey

And while we’re all waiting to see if Cav can create history this afternoon, join me in counting down the Manx Missile’s greatest victories at La Grande Boucle (and let me know if I missed out your favourites!)…

Mark Cavendish wins stage 21 of the 2012 Tour de France (A.S.O./Bruno Bade)

> Mark Cavendish’s top 10 greatest Tour de France stage wins

03 July 2023, 13:55
A day for the scenery at the Tour

Well, at least the first two stages were exciting…

03 July 2023, 13:21
Victor Lafay wins stage 2 of the 2023 Tour de France (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)
Could Tour surprise package Victor Lafay be on his way to Ineos?

Well, that’s according to GCN’s transfer-sleuth-in-chief, Daniel Benson, who tweeted today that the Cofidis rider – who briefly jumped off the front again earlier today to take some additional points for the green jersey – has been in talks with the British squad for quite a while.

“The rumours of Victor Lafay to Ineos Grenadiers first sprang up months ago and are not related to recent events at the Tour,” Benson tweeted this morning. “He’s been on their radar for some time, he wants a move, and a deal was apparently very close well before the race.”

Say it ain’t so, Victor, the French – and I – will cry upon hearing those rumours. And if it is so, make sure you renegotiate your contract based on the past two days…

03 July 2023, 12:45
Elisa Longo Borghini outsprints Veronica Ewers after putting Annemiek van Vleuten under pressure at Giro d’Italia Donne

There aren’t too many better sights in cycling than the Tricolore crossing the line first at the Giro… (Ooops, spoiler alert!)

Italian champion Elisa Longo Borghini took her second career stage win at the Giro Donne this afternoon, outsprinting Veronica Ewers and Annemiek van Vleuten in Borgo Val di Taro, after putting the pink jersey under pressure on a descent towards the finish.

EF Education’s 28-year-old American Ewers was the first of the favourites to strike out on today’s hilly stage, attacking solo with 35km to go, a move that would ultimately move her up to third on GC. After brief bursts from Marta Cavalli and Silvia Persico, Van Vleuten finally jumped across on the final climb of the Strela, with Longo Borghini in tow.

After the duo had bridged up to Ewers, Longo Borghini attempted to put Van Vleuten under pressure on the twisty descent. But with the Dutchwoman refusing to budge, the Italian champion had to settle for easily outsprinting the pink jersey – and taking some valuable bonus seconds, cutting the gap to 49 seconds before tomorrow’s decisive mountain stage – and second placed Ewers for a popular home win.

03 July 2023, 11:40
Victor Lafay wins stage 2 of the 2023 Tour de France (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)
road.cc: (Almost) Getting race predictions right since 2008

I have to say, I was feeling a bit smug when Victor Lafay crossed the line first in San Sebastián yesterday, because – as some of you may know – in our Tour preview, I predicted that Cofidis’ 15-year-long stage win drought at the Tour, stretching all the way back to Sylvain Chavanel in Montlucon in 2008, would come to an end this year.

Tour prediction

Okay, okay, I picked the wrong rider responsible for ending the drought, but still, I was very close…

Cofidis celebrates Victor Lafay winning stage 2 of the 2023 Tour de France (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)

(Zac Williams/SWpix.com)

On a serious note (although I do take my predictions very seriously), fair play to Cofidis – as a sponsor, they stuck by a team whose name had become synonymous with the ingrained doping culture of cycling in the 2000s, rebuilt the squad around young French talent, and spent over a decade in the wilderness in the process.

That gulf in wins between 2008 (arguably the year professional cycling hit its lowest ebb, as sponsors bailed like rats from a nuclear-powered ship) and yesterday’s scintillating victory by Lafay is no accident. The French squad are now simply, and finally, reaping the benefits of persistence and stubbornness in a sport where short cuts can be so appealing (and were to the Cofidis teams of certain eras).

Fair play, in more ways than one, I assume.

03 July 2023, 11:24
Answering the important questions at the Giro Donne

While Annemiek van Vleuten has been busy reminding everyone who’s boss early on at this year’s Giro Donne, one roadside fan appears to be on her own mission to defend Italian cuisine from those sacrilegious foreign knock-offs:

Can’t wait for her ‘Pineapple does not belong on a pizza’ sign today. At least we know Elisa Longo Borghini would approve…

03 July 2023, 11:17
Office alliances, hidden screens, incognito commentary, sick days, lunch hour manipulation, and tactical working from home — here’s how to pull off a Tour-watching stage win at work...

As the first weekday stage of the Tour gets underway (with polka dot-clad Neilson Powless and Laurent Pichon already up the road on a hiding to nothing), it’s time to pull out a road.cc classic guide: How to get away with watching the race at work…

Mark Cavendish Tour de France 2023 stage one (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)

> Watching the Tour de France at work: a stealthy cycling fan's guide 

03 July 2023, 10:58
“You can’t park there mate!” Those pesky motorists, always holding me up when I’m going for a PB…

Spare a thought for poor Fred here, who was all set to record his best ever time on the Lake District’s iconic Hardknott Pass when a van driver got, ahem, stuck on one of the climb’s many bends, blocking his path to Strava immortality (or at least a new PB)…

Oh, the pain, it’s not worth thinking about.

Hills aficionado Simon Warren, meanwhile, has the perfect solution for when your PB attempt is blocked by some poor driving:

To be honest, I’d probably just turn right away and head for the nearest café…

03 July 2023, 10:44
Adam Yates wins 2023 Tour de France stage one (Alex Whitehead/SWpix.com)
Brothers in Yellow and Green

It’s not been a bad start to the Tour for Bury’s finest bike-racing twins…

03 July 2023, 10:32
Meanwhile, on the UAE Team Emirates bus…

Choose your fighter: Dogs and tunes? Or tetchiness and awkward silences? Hmmm…. 

03 July 2023, 09:28
Victor Lafay wins stage two of the 2023 Tour de France as Wout van Aert reacts angrily behind (Alex Whitehead/SWpix.com)
The team door slams, Jumbo’s plans fail: The Vingegaard and Van Aert Show dominates discussion during frantic opening Tour weekend – as Pogačar takes the piss

The Basque crowds, hills, the Yates twins 1-2, Adam in the yellow jersey, the GC battle already bursting into life, more hills, idiots with tacks trying to ruin the race, UAE Team Emirates and Tadej Pogačar racing like there’s no tomorrow, Cofidis ending their 15-year win drought at the Tour, Victor Lafay stealing all our hearts

It’s been quite the start to the Tour de France, hasn’t it?

And even after one of the race’s greatest, and hardest, opening weekends ever, one storyline – which we all scoffed at when it was hammered at us relentlessly during the recent Netflix Tour series – has dominated discussion between cycling fans: What is going on between Jonas Vingegaard and Wout van Aert?

It’s certainly been a frustrating start to the Tour for Jumbo-Visma. While their big rivals, UAE, have grabbed the race by the scruff of the neck (a bit too ferociously at times, eh Mikkel Bjerg?) and seem to be enjoying themselves while doing so, frustration seems to be the name of the game so far for the Dutch super team.

Wout van Aert and Jonas Vingegaard, stage 2, 2023 Tour de France (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)

Zac Williams/SWpix.com

Despite, as usual, boasting numerical superiority in the run-in to Bilbao on Saturday, they were outdone by the might of the Yates twins up ahead, with a lacklustre Van Aert forced to settle for 11th after having his eyes originally set on the first yellow jersey of the race.

Things got even more frustrating for the Belgian star yesterday in San Sebastián, where – despite those yellow and black jerseys dominating the small bunch that survived the Jaizkibel – Cofidis’ Victor Lafay timed his attack to perfection amidst the chaos to once again thwart the Jumbo-Visma numbers, and prompt an angry second-placed Van Aert to throw his arms around as he crossed the line.

The frustration didn’t end there for the Belgian all-rounder. He threw his bottle to the ground before riding on past reporters, refusing to speak to them. At the team bus, he banged his bike down with a thud before letting out an exasperated shout. The 28-year-old was then filmed sulkily getting into a team car for the trip back to the hotel, away from his teammates on the bus.

According to the Belgian press, anyway, Van Aert’s post-stage actions were entirely justified – because, they say, he would have won both opening stages if Jonas Vingegaard had decided to pull on the front just for once.

While that charge against last year’s Tour winner was perhaps unfounded on stage one – the uphill drag to the finish in Bilbao would have left him open to shipping valuable seconds if he’d wasted energy in the wind – the Dane’s decision to sit tight and focus solely on GC yesterday, as teammate Wilco Kelderman floundered at the front, creating the opening for Lafay to strike, certainly raised eyebrows, considering one turn from Vingegaard towards the end would have likely granted Van Aert and the team a morale-boosting win.

Instead, Vingegaard and Jumbo-Visma’s tendency towards conservatism – a trait, it seems, not shared by UAE Team Emirates – has opened a can of worms when it comes to internal team dynamics and sparked a Twitter debate between the squad’s two fan factions: Team Wout and Team Jonas.

Should Vingegaard have pulled, just a bit, to ensure Van Aert secured his stage win, knowing that the Belgian will soon be working for him in the mountains? Or is last year’s Tour winner right to conserve his energy and focus purely on the yellow jersey, which is the team’s main aim, anyway?

2023 Tour de France Stage 1 Vingegaared © Zac WiLLIAMS SWpix.com (t-a Photography Hub Ltd) - 1

Zac Williams/SWpix.com

The Dane, it seems, is unimpressed with the accusations in the Belgian press that he’s not helping out Van Aert enough.

“I think it’s also not fair,” he said at the finish yesterday. “I think I already did something for Wout. I could have been selfish and pulled with Pogačar, so in that case I was also kind of helping in that I didn’t pull.

“For me, I only have to focus on the GC. Of course, we have different goals. I think we’re all super disappointed, me as well, and we all wanted Wout to win today.”

All that Jumbo-Visma drama, meanwhile, proved perfect comic fodder for Tadej Pogačar, who was filmed reenacting Van Aert’s angry bottle throw for the amusement of yellow jersey-wearing teammate Adam Yates, while the two-time winner was also heard commenting that Van Aert was acting “like a child” after his defeat.

Netflix must be licking their lips…

03 July 2023, 08:58
Weekend round-up
03 July 2023, 08:03
Belfast cycling infrastructure (movingturtle, Twitter)
“They are to cycle lane construction what Spinal Tap are to rock and roll tours”: Councillor claims city’s cycle network is “at risk of collapse”, as locals say it’s “long dead” and blast “lethally dangerous” new ‘murder strip’

As the Basque Country treated us to a weekend of joyous, infectious bike-loving scenes at the Tour de France (tack-throwing idiots aside, of course), another city with its eye on hosting the race’s Grand Départ in a few years’ time – Belfast – was busy getting skewered once again for what seems like a lack of any kind of enthusiasm or direction when it comes to cycling infrastructure.

As we’ve noted in the past on the live blog, Belfast’s 10-year Cycle Network Plan, unveiled in 2021 by then-infrastructure minister Nichola Mallon, has been slow in getting off the ground (unlike the parked cars that tend to litter the few cycle lanes the city currently has).

Cycle lane parking in Belfast (credit - Dominic Bryan, Twitter)

> “This is the reality of cycling in Belfast”: Cyclists blast ‘protected’ bike lane packed with parked cars and bins

However, at the weekend, one local councillor claimed that the Cycle Network Plan was “already at risk of collapse” and about to be superseded by a new travel plan, a final draft of which won’t be submitted until late next year.

“Whilst the Belfast Cycle Network Plan is a deeply flawed plan by the Department for Infrastructure (DfI), it has the potential to lay the groundwork for a better cycling network across the city than currently exists, which is something that we absolutely must strive for,” Micky Murray, a Belfast City Councillor for the Alliance Party, told Belfast Live.

““The main arterial routes of Lisburn Road and Malone Road aren’t due to have cycling infrastructure in place until 2028-31, and the Upper Malone Road, Upper Lisburn Road, and Finaghy Road South have all been completely ignored in the plan.

“Now it emerges that the Department’s new Belfast Metropolitan Transport Plan, which won’t have a final draft until late 2024, may take priority.”

> Government says Belfast bike lanes are “advisory” – after local cyclists claim they are “completely unusable” due to parked cars

He continued: “Despite there being a huge need and want for safe cycling infrastructure across our city, and the Department stating that walking, wheeling, and cycling, are above public transport in their priorities, the Cycle Network Plan is already at risk of collapse. It’s so incredibly frustrating.

“There has been next to no delivery on the plan to date, and with 10 percent of the overall transport budget to be spent on active travel, it really makes you question just how serious DfI are about prioritising active travel and achieving net zero.”

> Sinn Féin minister “neglecting Northern Ireland’s future” and “locking us all into a fossil-fuelled dark age”, says Cycling UK

While Murray claims that Belfast’s cycle plan is doomed under the new proposals, many local cyclists are convinced it’s already dead, anyway.

“There has been zero metres of new cycling infrastructure in the last two years, Micky Murray. It’s long dead,” tweeted Brian Shannon.

Mark Rafferty agreed: “No drive towards net zero. Welcoming cars into the city centre. No parking enforcement. Public transport is patchy at best. A right shambles.”

That “right shambles” was perhaps underlined this weekend by the latest piece of cycling infra to get a fresh lick of paint in Belfast. Though not that we’d ever call ‘murder strips’ like this one on the Cregagh Road a proper cycle lane…

“I seriously cannot understand the point,” wrote Patrick. “Anyone not feeling confident heading off on a bike is not going to try and tackle that. The Department for Infrastructure should not have bothered spending the money, but sadly will tout this as part of a huge investment in active travel.”

“Putting people in lethal danger for a box ticking exercise. Madness,” said political commentator Newton Emerson.

“Honestly, the DfI just take the piss don’t they?” added Dominic Bryan. “They are to cycle lane construction what Spinal Tap are to rock and roll tours.”

11/10 for the Spinal Tap reference, Dom, great work.

Responding to the claims that the travel plans would put the city’s current, ahem, focus on cycling in jeopardy, a DfI spokesperson: “The Belfast Metropolitan Transport Plan is at an early stage of development and will prioritise journeys made by walking and wheeling, cycling and public transport.

“It aims to incorporate the Belfast Cycling Network (BCN) while considering how we best utilise our existing road space to retain a functioning transport network that serves the needs of the Belfast community. Whilst this may ultimately involve some changes from those outlined within the BCN, should this be required the Department will seek to identify additional segregated cycling routes.

“The Department remains committed to improving our cycling and public transport infrastructure as this is a crucial way in which we help to bring about a reduction in car traffic.”

> Cycling UK slams Northern Ireland's "baffling" Tour de France bid when active travel strategy puts cyclists "at risk"

The backlash against Belfast’s admittedly rudimentary attempts at making the city safer for cyclists echoes the disbelief expressed by some campaigners at the news that Northern Ireland appears very keen to host the Tour de France later this decade.

Back in November, the news that Northern Ireland is preparing a joint bid with the Irish government to host the Tour around 2027 or so was described by Cycling UK as “baffling”, especially when everyday safety policy in the region is still putting cyclists “at risk” and omits recent Highway Code changes.

Cycling UK’s spokesperson in Northern Ireland, Andrew McClean, stressed that whilst the charity would “love” to see the race return to the island of Ireland, “a real lasting legacy for cycling would be for Northern Ireland to stop ignoring the essential work required to help people travel cheaply, sustainably, and safely by bike”.

After obtaining a PhD, lecturing, and hosting a history podcast at Queen’s University Belfast, Ryan joined road.cc in December 2021 and since then has kept the site’s readers and listeners informed and enthralled (well at least occasionally) on news, the live blog, and the road.cc Podcast. After boarding a wrong bus at the world championships and ruining a good pair of jeans at the cyclocross, he now serves as road.cc’s senior news writer. Before his foray into cycling journalism, he wallowed in the equally pitiless world of academia, where he wrote a book about Victorian politics and droned on about cycling and bikes to classes of bored students (while taking every chance he could get to talk about cycling in print or on the radio). He can be found riding his bike very slowly around the narrow, scenic country lanes of Co. Down.

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Nagai74 | 1 year ago
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12258123/amp/Doctor-avoids-road-ban-telling-court-losing-license-disastrous-NHS.html

Apologies for linking to the Daily Fail, but this is a disgraceful article apart disgraceful driving, with a disgraceful waste of space parading as a judge. So far, almost every comment is saying she should be banned from driving, with only a couple saying that 'everyone speeds'. I wonder how different the comments would be if she was in court for close passing a cyclist or horse....

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HoarseMann replied to Nagai74 | 1 year ago
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"Trains are also not very safe. I am often travelling alone, late in the evening or at night."

Roads are also not very safe. am often travelling by bicycle, amongst badly driven and speeding vehicles.

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redimp replied to Nagai74 | 1 year ago
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She will not be able to make the same claim twice so the standard of driving had better improve

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the little onion | 1 year ago
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Needs More Bollards.

 

By this I mean, if it is a 'mandatory' cycle lane (in the sense that by law, vehicles should not be in it, as delineated by a solid whilte line, rather than a dashed line as for 'advisory' lanes), then there should be some physical barrier ensuring that vehicles don't enter it. 

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mctrials23 replied to the little onion | 1 year ago
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Nah, they should just be fining the hell out of them. Fine them £1000 for parking in a cycle lane and then plough that money back into cycling infrastructure. 

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hawkinspeter replied to mctrials23 | 1 year ago
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mctrials23 wrote:

Nah, they should just be fining the hell out of them. Fine them £1000 for parking in a cycle lane and then plough that money back into cycling infrastructure. 

Exactly. We have lots of different rules around the use of roads and we shouldn't have to force drivers to keep to those rules. Just make it extremely costly for them to keep parking there and then stop them driving when they've racked up too many points for dangerous and inconsiderate parking.

Also, whilst we're at it, how about criminalising pavement parking outside of London?

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chrisonabike replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

mctrials23 wrote:

Nah, they should just be fining the hell out of them. Fine them £1000 for parking in a cycle lane and then plough that money back into cycling infrastructure. 

Exactly. We have lots of different rules around the use of roads and we shouldn't have to force drivers to keep to those rules. Just make it extremely costly for them to keep parking there and then stop them driving when they've racked up too many points for dangerous and inconsiderate parking.

Also, whilst we're at it, how about criminalising pavement parking outside of London?

I'm all up for this!

However given just how frequent the rule-breaking is here I'm not sure it'll be a money saver, never mind "cash cow", anytime soon.  How are we who cycle / walk / wheel gonna afford the bribes to get the politicians to hold their noses and pass it?   If they can find a parking spot to dump their car ahead of the vote they'll have to ignore the bloodthirsty baying crowds and the likely end of their careers.  Probably no longer a nice cosy non-exec directorship at the end either.

I bet some enforcement companies would be up for it.  If people just don't pay though / attack the wardens it'll be off to the overloaded courts / needing the police.  Those folks will quickly be having a word with our political masters at the club / lodge and demanding a LOT more cash and time to recruit / train the extra manpower.

I suspect the only way to "win the war" - unless there's a sudden breakthrough (perhaps a hitch in oil delivery?) - is the very slow, very costly process of haggling over each bit of slightly less crap infra.  And the even slower and more painful fight to reduce the convenience and priveledge of drivers - that we all subsidise.  The hope being we reach a tipping point when a substantial minority of trips are cycled and this picks up its own momentum.

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hawkinspeter replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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chrisonatrike wrote:

I'm all up for this!

However given just how frequent the rule-breaking is here I'm not sure it'll be a money saver, never mind "cash cow", anytime soon.  How are we who cycle / walk / wheel gonna afford the bribes to get the politicians to hold their noses and pass it?   If they can find a parking spot to dump their car ahead of the vote they'll have to ignore the bloodthirsty baying crowds and the likely end of their careers.  Probably no longer a nice cosy non-exec directorship at the end either.

I bet some enforcement companies would be up for it.  If people just don't pay though / attack the wardens it'll be off to the overloaded courts / needing the police.  Those folks will quickly be having a word with our political masters at the club / lodge and demanding a LOT more cash and time to recruit / train the extra manpower.

I suspect the only way to "win the war" - unless there's a sudden breakthrough (perhaps a hitch in oil delivery?) - is the very slow, very costly process of haggling over each bit of slightly less crap infra.  And the even slower and more painful fight to reduce the convenience and priveledge of drivers - that we all subsidise.  The hope being we reach a tipping point when a substantial minority of trips are cycled and this picks up its own momentum.

I reckon it'd be better to use actual police (on bikes?) to keep the cycle lanes clear. That would give traffic police a much higher profile and they can also tackle the dangerous drivers too. Your average driver would soon change their behaviour if there's a decent chance that a rozzer could come cycling past them at any time, ready to prosecute anyone holding a mobile phone.

Also, rather than just ticketing the inconsiderately parked cars, the police should just tow them off to their compound and add the cost of doing that onto the parking fine. To improve efficiencies, it'd probably be best to only open the compound one day a week for drivers to get their vehicles back.

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chrisonabike replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

I reckon it'd be better to use actual police (on bikes?) to keep the cycle lanes clear. That would give traffic police a much higher profile and they can also tackle the dangerous drivers too. Your average driver would soon change their behaviour if there's a decent chance that a rozzer could come cycling past them at any time, ready to prosecute anyone holding a mobile phone.

If only there were some way to crowd-source some of the evidence-collection of this "administrative offense"-level rule-breaking?  No, can't see how that could be done...

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hutchdaddy replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Personally I think we should be allowed to smash the headlights and mirrors of any car inconsiderately parked.

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hawkinspeter replied to hutchdaddy | 1 year ago
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hutchdaddy wrote:

Personally I think we should be allowed to smash the headlights and mirrors of any car inconsiderately parked.

As tempting as that may sound, wouldn't it leave bits of glass in the cycle lanes?

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SimoninSpalding replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I believe in the power of tubeless tyres and latex sealant!

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hawkinspeter replied to SimoninSpalding | 1 year ago
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SimoninSpalding wrote:

I believe in the power of tubeless tyres and latex sealant!

That's fair enough for cyclists, but I'm not convinced that covering surfaces with broken glass is particularly good for pets and wildlife.

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brooksby replied to hutchdaddy | 1 year ago
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hutchdaddy wrote:

Personally I think we should be allowed to smash the headlights and mirrors of any car inconsiderately parked.

I tend to fold back the mirrors of any vehicle parked on the footway (if it's not one of those modern ones where the mirror folds back as soon as the engine turns off).

"Oops!  I'm so sorry, I must have walked into it.  Oops, I did it again: so sorry..."

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hutchdaddy replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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