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46 years to find the best knock knock joke.....so far :)
I'm not the best at remembering jokes, so I can't be certain the this one is an original, but my son told a cracker to me yesterday.
Have a read and be sure to tell it your own family if you've not heard it before 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know?
To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken...
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interupting Cow
The interupti....
Moo!
To be followed swiftly with or answered by:
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interupting starfish
The interupti....
*spread hand shoved in face*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who
*theremin music*
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
(In Elvis voice) Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show....