Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.
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Yo momma so fat all of the vehicles are within her event horizon and therefore cannot reach escape velocity.
Forget yo Mamma. Is no one going to talk about the guy with the Javelin?! I'm sure there must be a law against running around with something like that!
That's not a javelin: he was just pleased to see Yo Momma.
yes, but the idiot on the bike continues to pedal fast even if he sees the asshole coming. claiming way is dangerous for cyclists. be predictive and assume you are always on a stop sign. they have a stop sign , but they will not give a shit about you.
I was in old town Kalamata some years ago and noticed that none of the smaller junctions (intersections) had Give Way or Stop signs (or lines), yet eveybody stopped, looked then proceeded for fear of being sideswiped.
Wouldn't work in this country, we're too thick.
Yo momma too thick across!
Yo Momma so fat lying down counts as an Everest.
Yo momma so fat she always involved in a close pass
Laura sounds very much like a man...
Yo Momma so fat her waistband is a strava segment.
Yo momma so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo Momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma so fat she jump in the air she get stuck!
Yo Momma thread!
Yo Momma so fat just thinking of her is making my neck hurt.
Hope he wasn't on Conti's in that weather.
that was a clear undertake, not filtering, an undertake.
Bloody cyclists!
Constructive feedback.
There is nothing whatsoever "constructive" about any of this. This "series" is nothing more than rubberneckking clic-bate that serves no purpose whatsoever.
Yet you keep looking and commenting...
And your point is what exactly? Comments not coming up to your stratospheric standards, that seem to consist entirely of criticising other forum users. I'd demand your money back if I were you.
Bit rich.
This'd be simpler all round if you flounced. Again.
Nope - easiest to wait till your mum says it's time to turn the light off.
This is London. That happens 1,000+ times a day.