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Shit cyclists sayVideo: shit cyclists say
After the viral success of Shit Mountain Bikers Say, it was only a matter of time, eh.
Take out your notepad. Add a bonus point if it's a Rapha notepad. Then give yourself a mark for each of the things in the video that you've said with your own mouth... post your score below!
Also head to www.peopleforbikes.org - they're the people that put the vid together and they're trying to get a million people signed up to support a better future for cycling in America. Looks like they're only looking for US-based road.cc readers to sign, if that's you then get signing!
Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He's won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.
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lost count, but not the snot thing, certainly this headwind sucks last Sunday
great video
Oh Man...
I must be bad I lost count after 25
not too many thankfully though I did once sulk all afternoon at work after someone told me Cav had fallen and broken his collarbone in the tour ("don't tell me about todays stage man!"). I was even more annoyed when I got home to find it was actually Wiggins and I'd had my afternoon incorrectly spoilt.
Brilliant!
Four. "Don't talk about the Tour today / today's stage", "Is that carbon", and spitting. Low score because I've never raced or ridden with racing cyclists, I guess.
Also good to see Greg Rusedski on a bike.
Anyone posting 5 or less is lying.
I ran out of fingers...
"Only" 6
Including the snot 
, but NEVER in the bike/coffee shop 
Mind you I could probably extend their video a bit with some other phrases 
Er, a few! Ahem.
I am the worst for snot-rockets. Awful sinuses.
11 - especially yesterday -The headwind was a killer!!
As in the vid - about 14, with a similar meaning about 17!
Unbelievable vid though!
All the ones about ceramic bearings and the fact that the roads are better in Europe.
6 but i counted washing my mouth out with a drink rather than spitting it out because i didn't like it. Built for downhill rather than climbing.
Seven, including blowing snot from my nostrils while riding ...
Does blowing snot from both nostrils count as two? If so, make it eight! 
why is he holding an MTB wheel in that still up there?
Spotting that counts as one.
Just two, and one of those is the nose thing.
snot counts as 1
Other than the snot...only 3 things...so I guess I aint a true roadie..lol
...and I am definitely not a climber/sprinter...and won't be doing cross...
only 6
16
but i'm a macchiato man
severn!
is that carbon?
can I borrow a (track pump)?
do you have a gel?
snot rocket
this headwind sucks
I've already been out a couple fo hours (the day before)
I'm racing cross next year.
Only 5 thank god
I was just riding along
How much does your bike way
Man, i'm not a climber
The roads in (insert country) are so much better
God this wind sucks
Maybe not in those works, but near enough
3. Well, and the snot-rocket thing, if you count that as a word.
phew .... 2
I only got half way through (had to switch off the sound at work) but am already on 9 (plus the nose clearing - though never off the bike!)...
Just 10!
But it's true, I am not a sprinter!
Only 5 thank god! they may be repeated over and over, but its still only 5
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