Video: Handle Like Eggs - but is City of London's new cycle safety film a yolk?

If only the egg cyclist was wearing body armour.

Surely it's not serious? The driving egg was on his phone for yolks sake. He should have been arrested for that.

Where is the video about obeying the law and having a little patience to overtake safely?

Locals ran a test in Formby Lancs to compare set journeys at 20mph and 30mph and worked out the inconvenience in terms of extra seconds was nothing compared with taking a life. That is the message that needs to be advertised.

Speed does not equate to productivity. Unfortunately our Government are still referring to 20 year old flawed data that says it does. HS2 is a case in point.

As the saying goes - if only common sense was as common as the expression suggests...

"We've made a FUN FILM". Christ on a bike...

Do we think maybe it's deliberately awful to cause controversy and get people discussing the issues?!

Ok, so if a driver doesn't have his own hammer, I can carry one with me and do the job for him right?

I think I like this campaign now!

I think it's alright. It's not setting out to antagonize motorists or cyclists. However, it is a video for people who are able to think critically, analyse and reason. It shows the fragility of a cyclist compared to a car and how being distracted in anyway, can cause loss of focus. Not too sure about the sexual attraction/innuendo at the end either. Nor is the driver egg giving part of his shell to mend egg cyclist brilliant though the dialogue after amends the scene.

There must be a cyclist out there who can create a blood and gore video showing what happens when a cyclist and a car collide? Aardman?

Although the video is cringe making, the idea is well intentioned. The Aussies nailed the Share the Road message in this commercial about 10 years ago http://youtu.be/7KbbiaRjdUA

I was hooted at by an HGV the other morning and forced off of the road and onto the hard shoulder. Luckily road design was on my side on that occasion as I had the hard shoulder to duck into.

Reported to the police but I'm sure nothing will come of it. Unfortunately didn't see what company the truck belonged to otherwise they'd be my next port of call.

The 'film' seems to be aimed at a very young audience, maybe 8-12 years; and I don't see a lot of 8-12 year olds cycling in the City.

What a pointless piece of nonsense.

Vehicle stopping in the ASL, then turning left without indicating. Pretty sure this has been the exact scenario that has led to more than one death on London streets.

Sure, a very experienced cyclist may be able to forsee and avoid dangerous driving such as this, but only after years of cycling and a few near misses.

They are not blind spots! They are areas in which the driver has not bothered to look! My truck has more mirrors than Adonis, not hard to avoid collisions if concentrating on the job!

"don't get in drivers' blindspots"???!

FFS, when I drive, I look in the mirrors, then turn and crane my neck to check my blindspots, then signal, then mirrors again, then manoeuvre - that's what I was taught, plus a bit of regular-cyclist-empathy / common sense. I know my car has blind spots - so I check them.

It's not solely the job of the cyclist to know where the blind spots are on every type of vehicle, and compensate for them.

Also - "use the full width of the lane!" - surely they mean "don't overtake like a tw*t". Not sure many new cyclists / boris bikers even know what is meant by "take the lane", "use the lane", "primary position" etc etc.

The bit where it says "Don't get in blind spots" should actually say:
"Car drivers - don't stop in the ASL, don't talk on the mobile, don't forget to indicate, don't take up the cycle lane"

As usual, the implication is that the cyclist is wrong for being in the blind spot while the driver (who's doing so many things wrong) is just fine and dandy thank you very much.

What a total clusterfuck, when are we actually going to get someone in Government (or TFL/Corporation of London etc) who actually understands the different needs and is bold enough to cater for them rather than pour a tin of blue paint over the 6" of road closest to the gutter...

They're suggesting cyclists shouldn't use cycle lanes. Which whilst, in so many cases, this is good advice, it's also a way of getting drivers angry.

They're also using Cheapside as an example of a "narrow medieval street", when whilst the road way ios narrow the pavements are collsal, far wider than the pedestrian volumes merit. It's an example of where there's space for wide segregated cycle ways that mean you don't have to share the space. Not as if the City can't afford decent infra...

I read the comments before watching it. I was not irritated by it, thought the central message about controlling a lane for safety and not getting inside of left turning vehicles was a good one. I also thought they were trying to eliminate an us vs them divide by talking about "our" streets and safety.

Message of egg film: drive carelessly, injure people, but it's ok - it all ends happily ever after.

Nice.

A "fun" film.

It's about as fun as chlamydia.

It's a good job there are no hammers in my vicinity after being cut-up/ yelled at for existing/ pinned on a corner. Nothing makes me sprint like the desire to have it out...

my favourite bit is where the arsehole driver gets out a hammer and smashes himself in the head...

Come out Armando Iannucci, we know its you behind this.

"We've made a fun film" - no, no you haven't. You've been utterly fucking insulting.

And then people wonder why 'City Bankers' have such a bad reputation.

Note: I work in the City and frequently enjoy Epping Forest which is COLC land.

That is truly awful and condescending!

I think i know where they got the idea....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmwBLln_VdM

What are the odds on a spate of cyclist/pedestrian 'eggings' to come up in the near future?

Only watched it with the sound off and I just thought it was a bit weird.

Eggs don't usually respond very well to being cracked. Per SM, it sort of doesn't strike the right tone....

I do not have the words.

The egg driver and egg cyclist can "put things right after their collision." Ha! Better up the first aid skills of those lorry drivers turning left.

Wrong tone, wrong content. Just all wrong really. Forget about the yolk. Show the blood on the pavement. The victim's family mourning. The driver doing his community service and carrying on with their life. Sigh.