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Cyclists dumbfounded by bizarre online conspiracy theory claiming bike inner tube valve is a "5G antenna tracking device" inserted under skin after Covid jab

"Appears she's gone tubeless..."...

The internet can be a bizarre place at the best of times, but one social media page dedicated to unearthing the very worst medical takes and opinions out there on the web has taken things up a level with this utterly bemusing (and a bit amusing) cycling-related Covid conspiracy theory.

It seems to have originated on Facebook, that respected beacon of knowledge and fact, but has gone viral on X, the social media platform formerly called Twitter (equally respected as Facebook for its commitment to knowledge and fact), after being reshared in a Bad Medical Takes post that has been viewed more than one million times in the past couple of days.

The Facebook poster claimed a "5g antenna tracking device" had come out when they rubbed the "injection site" having had their Covid vaccine. You've probably got a few questions, but not as many as you'll have once you've seen said "5g antenna"...

Covid conspiracy theory about bike inner tube valve (Twitter/Bad Medical Takes)

 Needless to say the debacle reached the cycling community not long after, supplying endless comedic material...

Laugh as you might at the chances of the powers that be injecting the population with inner tube valves, another Twitter user going by the name of Las Pasiones de Gundam joked that they too had experienced similar.

Honourable mentions to the commenters who contributed "She thought she had long Covid, turned out she was just tyred" and "Hey, presta, and there it was..." to the discussion.

The pandemic prompted more than a few vaccine-related cycling stories, the pick of the bunch being that former pro cyclist Riccardo Riccò, serving a lifetime doping ban, did not want "who knows what sh*t" Covid vaccine.

"You can get injected with who knows what shit too, but don’t fuck [over] people like me that have been well informed (by doctors)," he said.

Riccò was sanctioned three times by anti-doping authorities during and after his career, notably being thrown out of the 2008 Tour de France and banned for 20 months after testing positive for an EPO variant.

In 2010, Riccò was rushed to hospital in a critical condition with kidney failure and sepsis following a botched blood transfusion. The incident led to him being sacked by his new team, Vacansoleil, and at the time of the lifetime suspension he was already serving a 12-year ban.

Retired American pro Andrew Talansky also ranted about the vaccine on social media, claiming to end the "scamdemic" people should "stop living in fear. Stop getting tested. Stop injecting toxins. Stop supporting segregation. Stop buying into the crap you are force fed daily and learn to think for yourself. START taking responsibility for your own health through diet and exercise!"

In November 2021, former Italian pro Filippo Pozzato said Covid is not "bullshit" and called himself an "idiot" for being unvaccinated after being admitted to hospital with severe pneumonia after catching Covid.

"Don't mess with fire, I burned myself," Pozzato said of his own situation. "Why hadn't I been vaccinated before? Because I have always felt strong, I have been among people who had Covid and nothing had ever happened. I was an idiot, and I have taken a good beating.

"Everyone says that Covid looks like bullshit, but when you take it you understand that it is not at all. I hope to get over this very bad moment as soon as possible."

Dan is the road.cc news editor and joined in 2020 having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for The Non-League Paper. Dan has been at road.cc for four years and mainly writes news and tech articles as well as the occasional feature. He has hopefully kept you entertained on the live blog too.

Never fast enough to take things on the bike too seriously, when he's not working you'll find him exploring the south of England by two wheels at a leisurely weekend pace, or enjoying his favourite Scottish roads when visiting family. Sometimes he'll even load up the bags and ride up the whole way, he's a bit strange like that.

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Vo2Maxi | 6 months ago
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To be fair, there actually is a very big inner tube factory in Wuhan. Just sayin'...

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wtjs replied to Vo2Maxi | 6 months ago
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there is a very big inner tube factory in Wuhan

Chinese Government Black Ops couldn't believe their luck when the lyingest PM in British history turned up leading a Tory mission to destroy the UK economy, without the Chinese having to do very much. The Wuhan Covid lab then followed up and began the seemingly impossible task of genetic engineering the Johnson genome into something even more destructive to the UK and even more beloved of the Hyper-Junk Press- unfortunately, the Trussinator was released too early, with no redeeming features at all and too much of the Dimness factor distilled from the ambience at Tory party conferences. Consequently, she crashed and burned before she could complete her task, but Wuhan has managed to keep her ticking over along with a re-engineered Kwarteng, lurking in the darkness, a warning from History.

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julesselmes | 6 months ago
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There is a direct correlation between people who believe this sh1te and people who vote for Trump.

Unfortunately for the cyclists who ride in the USA, they also drive huge trucks dangerously. I've had people yell from them "Get on the fucking sidewalk" and "Wear some pants, faggot!"

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mitsky | 6 months ago
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Lets not forget about this...
-'Hypervaccinated’ man reportedly received 217 Covid jabs without side effects-

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/06/hypervaccinated-man-217-...

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hawkinspeter replied to mitsky | 6 months ago
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mitsky wrote:

Lets not forget about this...
-'Hypervaccinated’ man reportedly received 217 Covid jabs without side effects-

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/06/hypervaccinated-man-217-...

He must have rattled whenever he moved his arm with all those valves stuck inside him

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OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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Can you imagine how stupid you'd have to be to believe that? I mean, how big a hypodermic would you need to insert something that size? Was the original post meant as a prank to see how many dimwits would believe it?

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hawkinspeter replied to OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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OldRidgeback wrote:

Can you imagine how stupid you'd have to be to believe that? I mean, how big a hypodermic would you need to insert something that size? Was the original post meant as a prank to see how many dimwits would believe it?

There seems to be a real lack of critical thinking amongst people these days. Our schools seem to train kids to not think for themselves and instead just go along with whatever the authority figure (i.e. teacher) is saying. Teachers don't have time to deal with the independent thinkers who may end up questioning if the teacher states a "fact" that doesn't ring true - they have to prioritise getting the kids through exams instead. That can then backfire when adults realise that they've been misled most of their lives and then seek out other sources of information which is how they get sucked into conspiracy theories, which despite telling people to "do your own research", doesn't equip people with the tools to logically determine if something makes sense or not.

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Car Delenda Est replied to hawkinspeter | 6 months ago
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I think the failing is that the 'critical thinkers' don't get taught how to critically think, so later they end up going with what fits into their own internal logic.

But that's just a guess based on my own internal logic..

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hawkinspeter replied to Car Delenda Est | 6 months ago
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Car Delenda Est wrote:

I think the failing is that the 'critical thinkers' don't get taught how to critically think, so later they end up going with what fits into their own internal logic. But that's just a guess based on my own internal logic..

I do enjoy a good plausible conspiracy theory as there's plenty of examples where governments have conspired against their people. However, it bugs me when a lazy theory doesn't stand up to scrutiny. If there's factories churning out all these implants to distribute to everyone getting COVID vaccinations, then that's a lot of people involved in the manufacture and distribution and conspiracies break down as more people get involved (it only takes a whistleblower or two).

Also, if a government wants to track/control people, then it'd be a lot easier to convince phone companies to put in backdoors for their use - that'd create far less of a trail than having some metal antenna thing put in everyone's arm which would be discovered by quite a few and would likely set off airport security. Injecting a lumpy metal thing is just not a very effective way of conspiring, especially when there's already a subsection of society that don't trust vaccinations anyhow. It also leaves physical evidence in control of the subjects.

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chrisonabike replied to hawkinspeter | 6 months ago
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Turns out that both a lack of information and a surfeit can be deleterious for human thinking.  (They're not the first but the Russian intelligence services clearly picked up on the latter).

It seems the smartest may act according to the knowledge of how very close to that of other apes our intelligence is* ... but the best trick is not saying it aloud!

* A remarkable kludge of disparate subsystems, mostly very specialised and limited, held together by some "just good enough" heuristics.  The whole being evolved to cope with tackling previous problems in rather different environments.

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levestane replied to hawkinspeter | 6 months ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

There seems to be a real lack of critical thinking amongst people these days. Our schools seem to train kids to not think for themselves and instead just go along with whatever the authority figure (i.e. teacher) is saying. 

And the near-half that go into higher education get the same. Is this the result of target culture and customer satisfaction?

 

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hawkinspeter replied to levestane | 6 months ago
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levestane wrote:

And the near-half that go into higher education get the same. Is this the result of target culture and customer satisfaction?

Higher education will depend on what field/subject as some disciplines require critical thinking and others rely on regurgitating the current state of knowledge.

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Slartibartfast replied to hawkinspeter | 6 months ago
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As a teacher, parent, and someone who studied critical psychology at masters level - I think you're right. However, there is a fine line between thinking 'critically' and 'not trusting experts'. It seems most people fall into the latter camp these days, and I'm not sure what that stems from other than political rhetoric.

Proper critical work (e.g. in psychology, sociology etc) is a skill which can be learned and isn't just about saying 'well this is the dominant explanation of this therefore it must be wrong,' but instead actually being critical, deconstructing the argument, seeing who is set to benefit from that position. It *can* be taught, and I always encourage my own students and kids to ask 'but why?', just as I was as a child. As a society I think we're lurching ever more towards the authoritarian right, where there's decreasing flexibility to ask 'why?' - people follow rules just because they're rules, without ever stopping to ask if they make sense (riding on an empty pavement with children, riding through red lights on clear junctions being cycling specific examples of this) and I suppose the lack of availablity for that questioning leads people to say 'oh, well all experts must be wrong then'. 

I was seen as a smart arse/trouble maker at school because I had always been encouraged by my parents to question things which seemed unjust, but as a teacher I do find myself having to say that things have to be done 'because it's the rules, even if you don't agree with it.' I would hope that schools are actually better than you imagine at fostering original thought, but it's probably reserved for the higher attainers; those just scraping through exams have to be taught the information they need, there's no extra room for debate/discussion. There is an attempt to revise social science curriculums to recognise critical race theory, post-colonial theory etc but this is met with the predictable uproar from you-know-who. It's a shame, because everyone benefits from being able to think freely, but I suspect there's a load of snobbery involved in who gets to wield that power; evidence for this is in the socioeconomic status of people who post these sort of conspiracy theories online, I suspect the background and education status of them is not representative of society at large. 

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Hirsute replied to Slartibartfast | 6 months ago
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Can I sign up for one of your classes, as they sound very interesting !

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Slartibartfast replied to Hirsute | 6 months ago
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Ha! Alas, no time for this stuff in my actual job. Just catch me down the pub. 

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chrisonabike replied to Hirsute | 6 months ago
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Good work!

I suspect institutionalising the development of this kind of enquiring intellect is not easy - and perhaps less / not amenable to applying a "pattern".  Hence some schools and institutions are selling the notion that they can for large sums*.

* Of course they also tend to be selling the idea that you'll be making influential friends - both are no doubt desired by parents.

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hawkinspeter replied to Slartibartfast | 6 months ago
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Dogless wrote:

As a teacher, parent, and someone who studied critical psychology at masters level - I think you're right. However, there is a fine line between thinking 'critically' and 'not trusting experts'. It seems most people fall into the latter camp these days, and I'm not sure what that stems from other than political rhetoric.

Proper critical work (e.g. in psychology, sociology etc) is a skill which can be learned and isn't just about saying 'well this is the dominant explanation of this therefore it must be wrong,' but instead actually being critical, deconstructing the argument, seeing who is set to benefit from that position. It *can* be taught, and I always encourage my own students and kids to ask 'but why?', just as I was as a child. As a society I think we're lurching ever more towards the authoritarian right, where there's decreasing flexibility to ask 'why?' - people follow rules just because they're rules, without ever stopping to ask if they make sense (riding on an empty pavement with children, riding through red lights on clear junctions being cycling specific examples of this) and I suppose the lack of availablity for that questioning leads people to say 'oh, well all experts must be wrong then'. 

I was seen as a smart arse/trouble maker at school because I had always been encouraged by my parents to question things which seemed unjust, but as a teacher I do find myself having to say that things have to be done 'because it's the rules, even if you don't agree with it.' I would hope that schools are actually better than you imagine at fostering original thought, but it's probably reserved for the higher attainers; those just scraping through exams have to be taught the information they need, there's no extra room for debate/discussion. There is an attempt to revise social science curriculums to recognise critical race theory, post-colonial theory etc but this is met with the predictable uproar from you-know-who. It's a shame, because everyone benefits from being able to think freely, but I suspect there's a load of snobbery involved in who gets to wield that power; evidence for this is in the SEO of people who post these sort of conspiracy theories online, I suspect the background and education status of them is not representative of society at large. 

What snaps my cranks about modern education is the notion of "magic words". Most exams don't test for ability or actual understanding behind the topics, but instead are looking for specific words to be mentioned e.g. "condensation", or "mitochondria".

There's an example of this taken from "Surely You're joking, Mr Feynman!" that highlights the difference between memorisation and understanding

https://v.cx/2010/04/feynman-brazil-education

(I also like his idea that if you can't explain a topic to a child, then you don't really understand it)

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quiff replied to hawkinspeter | 6 months ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

There seems to be a real lack of critical thinking amongst people these days. Our schools seem to train kids to not think for themselves and instead just go along with whatever the authority figure (i.e. teacher) is saying. 

But if teachers taught critical thinking, then wouldn't critical thinking by definition become the new authority figure orthodoxy?!

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hawkinspeter replied to quiff | 6 months ago
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quiff wrote:
hawkinspeter wrote:

There seems to be a real lack of critical thinking amongst people these days. Our schools seem to train kids to not think for themselves and instead just go along with whatever the authority figure (i.e. teacher) is saying. 

But if teachers taught critical thinking, then wouldn't critical thinking by definition become the new authority figure orthodoxy?!

Well yes, but critical thinking is more of a set of skills and techniques rather than a particular set of statements. It's generally more about the questions than the specific answers.

e.g.

Asking who benefits from "critical thinking" vs "received dogma":

Critical thinking is likely to benefit the individual in terms of not getting deceived and possibly society in general in that people will examine statements from multiple viewpoints.

Received dogma is likely to benefit the people at the top of the hierarchy and possibly  provide a benefit to society in terms of a unified set of beliefs and unquestioning support.

I would consider that Western society started to drastically accelerate in terms of knowledge, science and technology by having more people rejecting dogma and instead questioning previously held beliefs such as geocentrism.

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Slartibartfast replied to quiff | 6 months ago
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That's the beauty of proper critical thought though, it addresses the power imbalances in society and can be taught as a way of approaching something. It's not 'this is how you do it' or 'you can question everything anyone says ever' but about applying a lens to stuff to see what's really happening. It's the polar opposite, in fact, to what conspiracy theorists think they're doing by saying they're doing their own research by just believing, uncritically, a different authority figure.
Critical human sciences are bloody brilliant, but that's probably because I have a doggedly anti-authority mindset (reflexivity is another key tenet).

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ROOTminus1 replied to quiff | 6 months ago
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And if I tried to inspire you that critical thinking isn't just about finding problems with someone else's logic?

Then you might consider that students would be engaged in the process, have a sense of agency in their education, and they wouldn't "just be going along with the orthodoxy" blindly

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chrisonabike replied to OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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PSI-chic surgery still has its adherents.  (Probably more with tubeless sealant).  Presumably it's not much less unlikely for someone to extract bike parts from you?

Or is it more creative "aerodynamic storage"?

Nothing new to people believing that unusual things are to be found within, anyway.

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brooksby replied to OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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OldRidgeback wrote:

Can you imagine how stupid you'd have to be to believe that? I mean, how big a hypodermic would you need to insert something that size?

They use a normal sixed syringe to inject you with self-assembling nanoprobes which then build the 5G tracker inside you.

Obviously 

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giff77 replied to OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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Whatever you do don't tell them about nano technology. 

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Spangly Shiny replied to OldRidgeback | 6 months ago
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Or maybe just hissed a bit?

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Global Nomad | 6 months ago
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how many of you also thought 5 grams rather than 5G ? cyclist weight obsessed......

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Safety | 6 months ago
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The real worry is the loons that read, believe and share this nonsense also get a vote.

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cjwebb | 7 months ago
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If you want to extract it from your arm then just use a #Lezyne pump

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john_smith | 7 months ago
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Wasn't there a bit more to the Ricco story than a mere "botched transfusion"?

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Rendel Harris | 7 months ago
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Proof that stories about vaccine dangers are overinflated.

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