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...when you know that those stating a sloping top tube on a frame isn't a classic bike, are wrong
When you trackstand on flat pedals at traffic lights and then leave those with cleats in your wake as they faff around at walking pace
When you don't care about leaving people in your wake at the lights any more.
When you only get excited by bike porn.
*Ahem* Bianchi Oltre XR4 *Cough*
When you see a group of inexperienced riders and half of you thinks 'great to see people out on their bikes' but the other half thinks 'but I hope none of them suddenly change direction and crash into me as I shoot past'.
you talk about your short ride at the weekend, meaning 40 miles, and the guys in the office think you're talking about a trip to the corner shop
When you get extra excited as Wiggle have accidentally sent you two packets of Haribo!
when you are disappointed that you don't get two packets.
Really? I get fresh Coffee and Cake and Biscuits when I visit my bike shop...and free use of bearing presses...facing tools...and even complimentary wheel truing I'm not sure you're getting your moneys worth from Wiggle.
I would add:
"....when you went up Wrynose pass on a steel Mercxx with 54/42 - 12/23 and came down the other side with campag deltas, and funnily enough you didn't die"
Maybe I'm showing my age
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