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Drivers and their problems

A new catch-all Tea Shop thread for those miscellaneous new stories that don't quite fit with parking, crashing into buildings or trapped/prisoners in their homes. 

If you're new please join in and if you have questions pop them below and the forum regulars will answer as best we can.

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David9694 replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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proudly independant, proudly employing local people, proudly supporting british makers and artists

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David9694 replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Disappointing that these county councils are behaving this way, having lost their legal case - puerile stuff. 

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David9694 replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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I've checked with the Comments on the article - breathe easy, it's a combination of housing developments and closing fire stations. 

I did gather that "For the next week or so Dartford is a NO GO AREA" so might go and have a look at that. 

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David9694 replied to NOtotheEU | 1 year ago
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David9694 replied to mattw | 1 year ago
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See also: drivers' definition of 1. "Perfectly good cycle path" and 2. "It's not in anyone's way" 

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HoarseMann replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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ktache wrote:

woman who I share my morning rail journey with, changed from escooter to acoustic bicycle

Well, you wouldn't want an e-bike in Reading in the summer, I was there yesterday and saw some very cold looking chaps whizzing up the road. At least with an acoustic bike you will be warm and won't need to wear a balaclava...

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David9694 replied to Cugel | 1 year ago
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...or a bike bike?

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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And we could always rekindle THAT debate - wing windows already? (Quarterlight) 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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Classic, but look again - you're not done with it quite yet. 

Gosh, I love a good Poor and Terrible Tripadvisor review. 
 

 

 

 

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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Forces have resources to meet police investigations pledge, says Braverman

The Home Secretary has implored officers to act on leads for phone or car theft, shoplifting and criminal damage.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/suella-braverman-home-secretary-wa...

So we can expect those self-styled vigilantes (i.e. actual vigilantes, as in administering their own punishments/remedies) responsible to be found and brought to justice for this criminal damage.  "But the Tories made me do it, your honour."

Maybe it's the London bubble effect, but it was noticeable in the 2021 petrol strikes that it was, of all the areas affected, London and the south-east with the most extensive rail (and tube) network, where driver hysteria seemed to be worst. 

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David9694 replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Driver skills

1.01 - Do you really need to drive? 

This introductory module reviews a range of scenarios through which appropriate car use is evaluated. Through role play, students learn to challenge existing assumptions about what constitutes sensible use of a car.  The module is intended to provide a solid base for subsequent course segments.  Outcomes provide tutors with an initial view of the extent of car-brain in a new intake. 

1.02 - Are you a twat? 

This challenging module addresses students' self-awareness and critical thinking skills. A self-diagnostic is used to provide insight into matters such as personal values, empathy and compassion, decision-making and situational awareness. The self-assessments are discussed in seminar and one to one settings and provide tutors with a guide to approaching teaching in later modules and leads to some streaming of students

1.03 A You are a twat 

This additional module is taken by students assessed in 1.02 as being either a bit of a twat, likely to become a twat or a complete twat. It comprises an in-depth look at the likely effects on individuals of being any sort of twat on their driving, including likely vehicle choice, car usage, attitudes to driving skills development and safety. 

1.03 B Do you want to cycle? Or maybe take the bus? 
Taken by students who are assessed as not being a twat, this module further examines the transport choices available. Students conduct individual research on the benefits to themselves and to wider society of cycling and public transport use.

1.04 Strategies for reconciliation (plenary)

Twatiness scores are shared. The module explores potential approaches to how leaders can function effectively with the range of twatiness scores evident.  A moderated debate is held to enable twats and non-twats to explore their differences. 

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chrisonabike replied to HoldingOn | 1 year ago
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HoldingOn wrote:

To be fair, much like me, they haven't fallen off the transporter - merely gone with it when it has fallen over.

However it is, the picture shows one of the world's most expensive sandwiches right there (outside of ones allegedly involving Donald Trump).  The filling alone's likely way outside my budget.

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ktache replied to HoarseMann | 1 year ago
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Not generating much heat through not pedalling as hard...

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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I've been wondering for a while where this eating bugs business comes from?  It sounds pretty good (depends on the bug of course, I've got some standards).

Obviously taking away people's cars is total hyperbole though and will never happen!  Besides it's far too lucrative for a few people.

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quiff replied to Cugel | 1 year ago
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Cugel wrote:

David9694 wrote:

Overnight road closures in Gloucester 'make thousands of residents hostages in their own home'

Perhaps we should club together to buy these hostages some draughts or dominoes to pass the time?

Or a bed.

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David9694 replied to quiff | 1 year ago
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If only there was some other scenic way in and out while the main road is closed.  Also, Secuna way has a cyclepath down the western side.

The location is indeed hemmed-in by the river on one side and the canal on the other. At the roadworks' northern end, leading towards town, there is still a lot of building work ongoing - it might be nice if you were able leave the towpath once clear of the roadworks. 

 

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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I WILL VANDALISE THE CAMERAS AND NOT PAY THE FINES!! - and gosh darn it, the Government wants me out of my car - who knew? 

Or, and this would fit, they've opened for entries to I'm a Celebrity ("get me out of here or I'll clock you one", as seems increasingly to be the case these days.) 

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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People held 'hostage' by Gloucester roadworks holding a party to celebrate freedom

Residents in Hempsted have been trapped by works on Secunda Way

To mark the moment of freedom, people in Hempsted are being invited to leave their homes and take part in their own Oktoberfest.

After their first week of restricted nighttime movements, residents in the area are banding together for an Oktoberfest beer and gin evening when the roadworks come to an end, dubbed "Hempsted's very own End of Roadworks Party." With 1l stein glasses of beer and bratwurst, the area's residents will be celebrating with an old-fashioned knees up.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/people-held-h...

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

To mark the moment of freedom, people in Hempsted are being invited to leave their homes and take part in their own Oktoberfest.

Just be careful when driving back home...

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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Gosh, Freedom Day. This could very easily be the scene if Mr Bucknell and co mix their drinks.

Not sure how we got from "old-fashioned knees-up" to Oktoberfest (and gin) but hey, hands across the water and all that.   

Fancy dress "actively encouraged" - win a prize* - suggestions? Prison suit (ball & chain optional), YMCA construction guy? (" Did someome say 'pot-hole?' " - also optional).

Drivers : fix our road / GCC : *fixes road* / Drivers : not like that!

"The work to resurface 1.1 miles of road will take around 2,700 tonnes of material and is part of Gloucestershire County Council's "summer of resurfacing", a cornerstone of the council's £100m commitment to improving the county's ailing road infrastructure."

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/witness-describes-swansea-...

* first prize - a night out with Mr Bucknell; second prize... 

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quiff replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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David9694 wrote:

People held 'hostage' by Gloucester roadworks holding a party to celebrate freedom

...After their first week of restricted nighttime movements

I thought the road was just closed, but this does sound inhuman - some of us just need to go in the night

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Passenger, pretty much unidentifiable then...

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quiff replied to Jogle | 1 year ago
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"He says that the one-way signage, along with the two “no entry” signs and text on the road, are simply not working and should be made “infinitely more implicit.”"

Erm...

 

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Rendel Harris replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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By sheer coincidence a copy of the Daily Mail from next week happened to fall through a wormhole in space and then through my letterbox this morning, containing the following story:

NOT A SINGLE CYCLIST HAS SAID THANK YOU TO HERO TRUCKER

Hero trucker Richard Kilburn, 61, who last week crashed his transporter but managed not kill some cyclists when doing so, has revealed NONE of the lycra-clad ingrates has been in touch to thank him. "I wasn't expecting any medals," the heroic driver told the Mail, "but I did think they might have at least said thank you and maybe sent me some wine or an Amazon voucher. I guess that's just the way people are these days, you don't kill them and they just don't have any gratitude."

(Heavy-handed facetiousness aside, I once had to copyedit a series of instructional manuals for US trainee truckers; as I recall the primary cause of jackknifing was excess speed, especially going downhill, in sidewinds, so our "hero" would appear to be rather more responsible for the incident than he or the Hate admit)

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wtjs replied to stonojnr | 1 year ago
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Well, no doubt about the driver complying with the 30 limit then!

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peted76 replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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brooksby wrote:

This image turned up on my wife's FB over the weekend:

 

That is a fun website! - https://www.carsized.com/

Comparing a 'normal' family car in 2022 to the classic WankPanzer.

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brooksby replied to SaveTheWail | 1 year ago
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Independent.ie wrote:

The tractor was doing 30kph and wouldn’t pull over, even with 30 cars stuck behind. And when I tried to pass it, an oncoming car forced me to brake suddenly...

Hmm - at least one somebody really wasn't paying attention, were they...?

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ktache replied to David9694 | 1 year ago
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Bollards?

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Hirsute replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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"Crosswinds? The wind in Farningham on Wednesday peaked at 5mph"

https://twitter.com/ormondroyd/status/1695479793867755807

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David9694 replied to peted76 | 1 year ago
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Or just compare a car with itself over time - weight and length of the Mini up by 120% 

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