LEJOG but avoiding nuclear bombs

Just be sure to wear a tin-foil helmet and you'll be fine.

The only reason we have 11* speed super machines dripping in Shimano's finest groupsets is because Japanese industry we devastated by the atomic bombing allowing it to arise Phoenix-like from clean foundations after the war.

So a I think a little more respect is called for - don't you?

* road gears of course.  Get thee behind me 12/13 speed heretics.

If you ride upstream on the Kennet, on the NCN 4, from Reading, you go past both Burfield Farm and Aldermarston Warf and Lock, don't know how it's relevent to this discussion, as my OS map shows absolutely nothing there, but there are some big fences, and security notices and some amazing lighting at night.

I admire your Anti-Nuclear TENETs.

Thankfully, out of all the rides I've taken over the years, none have been disrupted by nuclear bombs. I haven't noticed any thermonuclear warfare at all. (Maybe these Oakleys are helping).

On the other hand, my last ride was disrupted twice by the chain getting trapped between the spokes and the big sprocket. Serves me right for trying to tweak my own limit screws. It cost me several minutes and quite a bit of swearing.

Conclusion: Limit screws pose a much greater threat to cyclists than nuclear weapons do.

What's even worse is that there's a completely uncontrolled runaway nuclear reaction happening up in the sky. Luckily, it's a long way away, but even at a distance, the radiation is dangerous and can easily cause skin burns.

That's why I always wear reflective clothing, it keeps me safe.

Ermmm..   What? 

Within a hundred miles or so, almost certainly. Luckily you don't have to be doing LEJOG/JOGLE to participate as war-heads are shuffled between West Scotland and Berkshire several times a year for refurbishments.

Bearing in mind the width of the UK, exactly how far away from one are you planning on being ?