Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.
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What a cheek!
If they can't find him from the ground then they need to get a chopper out
If he was wearing a hoodie but no pants/trousers etc, then he wasn't actually naked, was he? "Bare-arsed", maybe...
I've heard that it wasn't even his own bike, he'd merely left a deposit on it.
Apparently he raced past a couple of elderly women and one of them had a stroke
...and the other one couldn't reach .
Would he get a suspended sentence or penile servitude?
Is there a law against riding a bike starkers? I have heard of naked bike events to raise money for charity. I hope he has a wide seat, cos he wouldn't want a racing saddle up his ass. The cops need to focus on real crime
Did anybody see his helmet???
Yes, police officers, this is definitely a more valuable use of your time than sorting out issues with, I don't know, dead cyclists.
What a cock!
Said a passing nun.
I'll get my coat...
As 'even' being naked in public isn't against the law, why are the police seemingly spending so much effort on this?
I didn't know there was a special police unit for dealing with nudie-rudies:
"Nude rider spotted again on Saturday night butt officers' pursuit on foot proved fruitless..."
Sorry, I'll get my coat!
Can't afford a skinsuit?
Armed response seems extreme as being naked is not of itself an offence.
Someone probably said they caught a glimps of his weapon so the cops thought they better send armed police.
Someone probably said they caught a glimps of his weapon so the cops thought they better send armed police.
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were they acting on a tip-off?
... "described as a white male, aged twenties to early thirties, with collar-length scruffy hair and riding a dark coloured bicycle.”
Well, Peter Sagan has been getting a lot of exposure lately.
Fab you cannot beat the wind blowing through your hair...........