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18 comments
You are surely milking this story now
At least the tail had a happy ending.
Pat on the back for all involved with the safe return of the cow.
Has anyone herd where it is going to be displayed because I'd like to guernsey it?
Pun threads are now officially over. Scientific research indicates this will not be improved upon.
talk about flogging a dead horse!
dammit, I'll get my coat...
I would add a comment but the best lines have already been creamed off.
I have no beef with any of these puns.
Fake cow found, theives had turned it into a dead duck...
You guys are having a field day with these puns
I couldn't come up with anything better on the hoof
Most serious crime heifer.
with all the recent cold weather and snow that cow must have been friesian
Unless it had a Jersey
Nice to see the Police milking this story for PR...
"It wasn't me wot dunnit. It was the udder guy
Yeah yeah.... Herd that before.
Wonder what bullsh*t excuse the suspect gave the rozzers when they knocked at his door
Apparently they'd been steaking out the place for days...