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" The words attributed to Mark Twain by Armstrong, banned from cycling for life in 2012 for doping and stripped of his seven Tour de France title"
I didn't realise Mark Twain was a doper...!
Why does a little voice in my head tell me that Lance probably started the story himself just to keep his name in the headlines?
Good lord: you aren't implying that mr Armstrong is a faded star but a rampant self-publicist, desperate for attention at any price? Shurely shome mistake.
It was a joke mate.
That'll be £200 please Mr Armstrong. Oh and 6 points on your licence.
Unless of course he's pulled up in a car park in Texas...