A couple in Florida who were arrested for riding bicycles while drunk were subsequently discovered having sex in the back of a police car – while handcuffed.
Newsweek reports that a Nassau County deputy saw a vehicle nearly clip Aaron Thomas, 31, and Megan Mondanaro, 35, as they rode their bikes, which had no lights.
The deputy, noticing that the pair – both of whom have prior convictions – smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes, put them in the back of his patrol car.
"While I was outside of my patrol vehicle, Megan and Aaron took their clothes off and started to have sex," he said in his report. "When I opened up the door to stop them, Aaron was naked and Megan had her pants down."
While Thomas was getting taken out of the car, he managed to flee and was later caught, resulting in an additional charge of theft of the handcuffs he was wearing.
As Newsweek – which headed its piece ‘Florida man and woman have sex in back of police car after getting arrested for DUI’ points out, the state has something of a reputation when it comes to out-there news stories.
It’s a phenomenon that hasn’t gone unnoticed on social media – and there’s even a website (with the tagline, “Worst Super-Hero Ever”) that aggregates news stories in which the term “Florida Man” appears in the header.
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Bromptons are really popular in Australia with tourists from Asia. They released a special 20 year gold model for the Asian market this year, only 1000 of them. Needless to say the few that made it to Australia were snapped up fast. But as for locals riding Bromptons, I rarely see them.
Highly trained professional?
I don't really understand how a big trailer behind you stops you seeing basic road signs in front of you.
Signs from the highway code that you are meant to need to know for a standard driving test...
How did Florida man take his clothes off whilst handcuffed??????
It does suggest that she seems unaware of regulations the are in force in other parts of the world, that does not bode well for effective and easy trading.
"Another Law Liz has broken this week; it's illegal to cycle in Australia without a helmet."
I'm all for having a go at cabinet ministers but she doesn't appear to be cycling. Is it really against the law in Australia to sit on a bike without wearing a helmet?
It’s not illegal to cycle in Australia without a helmet. It’s illegal to cycle on a road or road-related area without a helmet. And in the Northern Territory, adults are exempt from wearing helmets when riding on footpaths or cycle paths. Furthermore, there are exemptions on medical and religious grounds in some states.
Sitting on a bike with a foot on the ground is not riding. But I know where that photo was taken, it’s near the ferry wharf at McMahons Point. Liz is clearly on a footpath, and it’s illegal to ride a bike on footpaths in NSW (and Victoria, it’s allowed in other states and territories). That’s another $114 fine in addition to the $344 for not wearing a helmet if we’re going to be sticklers for the rules… because as cyclists we always obey the rules. Don’t we?
In Victoria it's illegal to ride without a helmet on a bike path through a park! I got done last year. $200 fine if I recall.
yes, considered a “road-related area”. Pretty much anywhere that resembles a path anywhere on public land and they’ll try and ping you for it. National parks, fire trails, you name it. Australian road rules reg. 13-1(c) defines it as “an area that is not a road and that is open to the public and designated for use by cyclists or animals”. Which makes me wonder what happens if you just ride where bicycles are forbidden…
If we're going to be sticklers for the rules, that's $0 fine for not riding a bike on a footpath in addition to the $0 for not riding a bike while not wearing a helmet.
And a bill for cleaning, I'd hope?
A cycleway big enough to drive a truck through, never seen that here in Australia so I had to look it up on Google. That lorry on the cycle way at Pitfield Street, are you sure he didn’t just pull up for a kebab? Any time I see a sign that says best kebab I’ve got to find out if it’s true!
I have some sympathy for the driver, they don’t make it easy for you when you’ve got 40ft of trailer behind you, and one way streets limiting your options. Still shouldn’t have done it, but maybe it’s not as clear cut as it looks. I am puzzled that there’s no bollards or other annoyances to both drivers and cyclists though. Nothing like my council, it’s more bollards than path here!
I expect he was delivering to Sainsburys
https://goo.gl/maps/KpruwsSMqAYdkyd56
And doesn't understand road signs or they were in his blind spot.
Lorries like that should simply be banned from such built up areas.
sainsburys sell yorkstone do they? I’d be looking for a nearby construction site. Banning artics from built up areas isn’t realistic when it comes to construction supplies, but they should use traffic controllers if there’s access or egress issues.
The outside turning radius for those lorries is 12.5 metres, meaning you need at least 25 metres width to u-turn. Heavy rigids can have just as much difficulty though because of the wheelbase and overhang. If the choice was reversing back the way it came, doing a 3 point turn by reversing into a one way street or use the cycle way in crawl gear, I can see why they’d use the cycleway. Far safer than reversing a lorry that size. But I’d make sure I had a council permit and traffic control for it.
No doubt that will be his story
Perhaps they could use smaller lorries and accept there will be more trips. Your numbers on the area required to use the vehicle simply illustrate its unsuitability for a dense environment.
"Lorry caught on camera driving in London cycle lane"
I'm sure the Met cycle safety team will be straight onto this, as soon as they've finished booking all the cyclists riding furiously.
"Lorry caught on camera driving in London cycle lane"
Wow, even road.cc now has self-driving lorries! Come on, the lorry wasn't caught, the driver was caught driving a lorry in a London cycle lane.
I feel for you brooksby, there is nothing better than fixing, servicing or general fettleing in the warm and dry in front of the telly. It makes it much easier to bring myself to do it, especially during the foul winter months, when you have to do more of it anyway. Stripping down wheels and pedals in a big comfy chair, luxury it is.
Are you at least allowed to fix punctures to your inner tubes in the house?
Yes, but the bike stays outside
I watched that bloke drafting that lorry through my fingers.. what a headcase, I do hope the lorry was aware of what he was doing.
When living in Edinburgh in the early 90s, drafting te local busses was normal practice, but there were 2 good reasons... Back then the drivers were nice and often flashed their hazard warning lights to let us know they'd seen us drop in behind, in return we made sure we let them see when we departed too.
Secondly, the brakes on the busses then were to put it mildly, crap. (Slipstreaming an empty artic was not advised as a friend found out they stopped rather quicker)
. . . Ah the memories of screaming down North Bank St/The Mound looking back to see we had a Police van following at a "we might want a word" distance and simply hoping we made the lights at the bottom.... We did, and thanks to a black cab doing a quick U-turn the Police didn't. (Might be the last time I was glad to see a cabbie doing a quick U turn without looking.)
A lot of sheds are terrible places to store anything, they get damp and everything put into them rots. I have had to place a bicycle in them a points in my life and it's not good for it. Any tools left in there start to die. Often very unsecure too. Some are good, but that's relatively rare.
Garages and basements are better.
I have two in the living room at the moment, right by the front door. One of them is to be mothballed. The Ti XTRd hardtail is locked to the bed. Luckily my better half is "accepting" of my habit. Rented flat, security is always an issue.
I'm not allowed to bring my bikes through or into the house, not even to work on them
To keep your shed dry, raise it up off the ground on bricks with a layer of plastic damp proof course on top of the bricks. That should keep out rising damp. Add some miniflo guttering to get the water away from the cladding on the walls. You could also add membrane inside to keep out further moisture.