Speaking to Joe UK, bantersaurus Clarkson says he will be voting for "anyone but Corbyn" in the upcoming UK general election because "socialism doesn't work."
Of course it wouldn't be a hilarious Clarkson tirade without a potshot at cyclists - so he claims that "if you are ill there will be a doctor", but "they won't be able to get to because of the cycle lanes."
That said, according to the BBC it's not all terrible news on the Clarkson front, with the broadcaster 'explicitly acknowledging' the existence of climate change in the upcoming series of The Grand Tour. With reference to Greta Thunberg, Clarkson says: "Now, if I wanted to, I could run around the world on carbon fibre yachts, shouting and yelling and wailing.
"Or, you can just acknowledge it, and then behind the scenes start working on how we address this problem. But we don't offer any solutions, we're not scientists, only scientists can come up with solutions. Politicians can't. Weird Swedes can't. Only scientists can.
"We just go, 'look, there's hardly any water in this lake, look at all these poor starving fishermen. That's the fact, now let's get on with making the TV show'."
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A man who has spent much of his adult life striving to legitimise, in the minds of his manchild followers, the use of the public highway as a playground, the Abu Hamza of lethal road misbehaviour.
Oh look - Clarkson is in the news again with another non PC rant
and by a total coincidence - there is a new Grand Tour series starting soon
getting kinda obvious now mate
Clarkson says if he wanted to he could sail around the world shouting and yelling and wailing… instead, he chooses to fly around the world to drive carbon fibre sports cars, shouting and yelling and wailing about how unfair it is that people with a social conscience point out the frivolous waste and selfishness of it… and how fragile is the blokes ego that he can’t handle being upstaged by a 16 year old girl?
feels like Im stating the obvious but you all do realise Clarkson is promoting the next series of the Grand Tour...right ?
theres even a nice picture of all 3 of the gang riding bicycles in the promo material
i grew up liking jeremy clarkson. But now i think hes off his head on something. Cycling works, doesnt cause congestion or pollution, cycle lanes WORK. Driving doesnt and never will. Driving just isnt fun any more. Cyclists dont cause a problem to drivers, drivers cause a problem to cyclists. They also slow us down to a crawl every single day. He needs to realise bicycles and motorbikes are the way forward, the car should remain at the back of the road queue.
Do love the bit in the top video at approx 1:47 in where you effectively have to turn right to get into the bus lane from the left turn only lane! or should the cyclist have been in lane two (for straight on)
As was mentioned in the Twitter thread, and I am a fan of what Sustran tries to do and give them money every month, but they need to get their own house in order and maybe to remove some of the A frames and other barriers to bicycles on their NCN. Or maybe mention them on their quite expensive maps.
Yes, I know that the routes actually belong to the local authorities, but, you know Sustrans,sort it out.
Hmm, interesting to see Duomolin riding a SunWeb team Giant mountain bike; he left them back in August and they rode Cervelo this year. Granted Cervelo don't make a mountain bike and the MTB he is riding is from last season but do so, as well as riding in their kit is really odd.
Clarkson: "But we don't offer any solutions, we're not scientists, only scientists can come up with solutions. Politicians can't. Weird Swedes can't. Only scientists can."
There may or may not be some breakthrough scientific solution waiting out there. But if the extent of Clarkson's much publicised climate change realisation is to acknowledge it, use it as a soundbite to sell your globe-trotting gas guzzling show, then carry on as normal waiting for someone else to fix the problem, then it's not much of an epiphany. I suspect I'm preaching to the at least partially converted here, but we can all make some small difference in our day to day choices, we don't need to be 'weird Swedes' or scientists, and waiting for other people to sort it out is an abrogation of responsibility.
It's all well and good recycling and making less journeys etc., but it really needs proper commitment from politicians/leaders to effect actual meaningful change. Big industry loves selling the idea of everyone doing their part, but they keep refusing/dodging doing their bit and it's only really politicians that can force them to change some of their ways. However, it seems that big industry is quite happy to pay for the best politicians that money can buy.
It's like we're on a sinking ship and some of us are concerned about the ship sinking, whereas the well-off are busy grabbing all the half-drunk flutes of champagne and laughing.
I do understand that people feel their own reducing / reusing / recycling etc is a drop in the ocean compared to big industry and the politics which allow it to continue being big and industrious with impunity, I just feel we could all be making things marginally better at the same time as lobbying others to change, rather than saying "I'll do better when you do" and waiting for industry or politicians to have a damascene conversion. And it was directed mainly at Jeremy Clarkson, so there's plenty of rom for improvement there.
Clarkson doing interviews these days is like a pearl diver coming up for air. He bursts up, says his predictably ignorant guff, sucks down great big lungfuls of attention, then submerges again to pluck riches (pay cheques from Amazon) off the seafloor. But really, deep-down, he wishes he was back on proper telly, and still relevant, instead of being limited to an audience comprising the niche of the niche of people who're both subscribed to that particular video service and who find him even vaguely tolerable. Do not pander to him.
I agree, I have a subscription to amazon prime but would never dream of watching his program now even though I sometimes used to watch top gear when it was on. The show seems to be entirely made up with the least interesting bits of Top Gear the pointless stunts that were nothing directly to do with cars.
Re - Stopped at Rail crossing.
So Jack, getting you reasons for lateness in early then?
Indeed, not many people have the benefit of being able to broadcast the fact to several thousand people so might as well take full advantage! (I await my written warning)
I think it's more likely that Rees-Mogg is being shipped to the Village, to stay forever and ever...
I hope not as I love Portmeirion.
However, Sir Clough Williams-Ellis (the architect behind Portmeirion) did describe the village as "a holiday retreat for the discerning", so he may have well have shared some classist views with Rees-Mogg.
Clough Williams-Ellis and Patrick McGoohan.jpg
"I am not a number, I am a human being" would be a bit awkward for the guy who called his sixth child Sixtus.
Six of one, half dozen of another.
Very good!
Be seeing you...
Should looking where you are going be compulsory for all motorists?