Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.
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Whatever his penchant for home chemistry sets may be, if he really has a big cyst on his backside then I sympathise. Surely we've all been there?
With our own personal saddle-sore experience I mean, not up Basso's scrofulous chamois area.
Agree, saddle sores are not nice!
The size of a lemon?
A bitter pill to swallow?
Don't know how he's got the cheeks
For some reason I want pictures.
Without EPO not a reall contender and has never been same rider since Those days. Giro better off without him.
2nd that
Moving away from the punning for a second... You're a hard man Simon; surely fifth and seventh at the Giro and TDF respectively are a bit better than 'peripheral'?
I would define the periphery to start at maybe eighth - or even the second pop up GC page on the telly?
On my club chainy fifth is pretty good - unless it's a field of 5....
I'm sure he will always insist (in cyst - see what I did there?) on his innocence.
Strange when ever Basso's mentioned Armstrong is to. I think he should be it medically 'Lanced'
Hopefully he can get to the bottom of things and find out what caused this problem....
perhaps he can't be arsed to win.
How ironic - he was a boil on the arse of cycling for years