Search your feelings, judge. You can’t do this. I feel the conflict with you. Let go of your hate...
I know it's not April Fools yet, but why does it feel like that already? As Dan said earlier, one normal day as a cycling journalist...
Not so long ago, in a court far, far away... It is a period of culture war. Rebel cyclists, striking with their helmet cams, have won another victory against the Motorists' Empire.
Gah! I said I'll try! Okay, with some seriousness now, District Judge Mark Hamill speaking at the Ards Magistrates Court when Joy Shannon of Inishargy Road, Kircubbin, admitted driving without due care and attention at Portaferry Road near Newtownards last year, said: "Hell hath no fury like a cyclist with a GoPro".
A prosecutor said that a cyclist equipped with lights and recording equipment said the defendant, driving an Alfa Romeo, had overtaken approaching a bend, crossing over to the opposite lane and there were two drivers approaching who had to take evasive action, according to a post shared on Facebook by Courts NI.
Shannon admitted driving and had told police she could not fully recall the incident. The defence lawyer said the defendant had acted "out of exasperation" as she had been "stuck behind a cyclist" during rush hour. When shown the footage, the defendant was "disappointed" at "how her exasperation had manifested itself in overtaking in a way that she shouldn't. She is normally a very careful driver but there was a tailback behind the cyclist".
Well, at least you can take some respite knowing that Shannon was found guilty and was given three penalty points and a £200 fine. Oh, and the rebels win at the end, so stay strong. May the force be with you.
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Never underestimate a motorist's lack of will to walk anywhere. My local chip shop is at the base of a hill by a junction and so there are a lot of double yellows around it. There's ample parking just metres away, up the hill. Do motorists pay the blindest bit of notice to the double yellows? Do they hell. They all park illegally so they can walk the minimum distance possible to get their chips. Same with the place further up town. There they will happily block in other parked cars if there are no spaces and snarl the road up at busy times. But cycle lanes!
That's because they have been sold the idea that everything should be designed and built to accomodate them. That driving elevates you, gives you a form of privilege (as well as security). SUVs and trucks are the ultimate expression of this. Their size is someone else's problem.
That's why drive-through burgers, coffee etc are unbelievably popular. It's why they think they can stop wherever they like, including on the pavement or cycle lane, a few might put their hazard flashers on (but most don't) and nip into the shop for a newspaper etc when there are designated parking spots just 30 metres away. It's often why those cursed painted cycle 'lanes' stop at random points and there is an arrow pointing to the pavement.
But it's too much effort to reverse into a parking space, in the same way that it's too difficult to reverse into a driveway or side road (despite Highway Code rules 200, 201 & 202) so lots of people think "I'll reverse into the road without looking properly, I'll just do it slowly and they'll surely stop".
Don't forget that cars are for grown-ups and bikes are children's toys.
Totally this. Cars = responsibility, earning money, carrying important things (tools / household goods / shopping / kids), looking after people... they're a tool - but also a marker of "adult status" and indeed used to signal social rank.
Cycles = you can't carry things, or people, or go anywhere with your kids, they're "recreational" or "sporty" or "for kids", in the "real world" people need to travel long distances - even within cities and besides you have to waste time putting on your special cycling gear and still end up too hot / wet / cold or merely sweaty...
Motor vehicles give you a lot of flexibility of course. You can often find a way to achieve something with one. And of course for a couple of generations we have literally build the environment around them.
...but we have also build our mental model of "transport" around them. This feeds a kind of circular logic starting from the assumption "to achieve X you need a car". But that's merely a default option - not even necessarily the best one for you this trip. Never mind society as a whole.
Then it's "we have to drive" and finally "thus cycling is optional - you chose to cycle! You could have driven (which must always be an option because some have to drive). Thus your cycle trip cannot have been necessary!"
cycling is optional - you chose to cycle!
That's certainly the opinion of Blackpool Police: 'if you don't like conditions on the road, choose another mode of transport'
In my experience, many of these Greater Manchester "villages" are wall to wall roadside parking where one would struggle to get a shop front parking space easily at almost any time of the day. The roads are rammed with parked cars for miles.
Castleton shopkeepers - "it's nothing to do with a cost of living crisis, it's these stupid cycle lanes".
The place is a horrid traffic sewer, the cycleways are a huge improvement.
I wouldn't put any stock in what the deviant Paddy Harvie says.
He is lower than a snake's belly.
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Wait until 1st April and you can report me for a hate crime lol.
If you followed Scottish politics then you would understand the comment. Have you ever tried to report Harvie and his colleagues for the vile comments about our womenfolk?
Active Travel England and National Highways to work in tandem in agreement Chris Boardman calls "win-win for everyone"
I do hope that's in writing and is cast iron, bullet proof and watertight. NH don't exactly fill me with confidence, but I hope that this works well.
Unfortunately, an MoU doesn't really mean anything and certainly won't include commitments to specific action.
See also Tory twats signing MoUs with individual US states and pretending that they're trade deals.
Another fkn joke
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/24199102.lorry-driver-killed-cyclist...
A terrible joke at that.
Cycle lane has "killed" village, local businesses claim
Definitely the cycle lane and not the recession, people living on the edge, just surviving, not able to pay utility bills: no, no, no, no, no. It's the cycle lane.
Meanwhile, in completely unrelated news:
New report suggests flourishing town centres that perform best are not dependent on cars, with retail sales increasing by an average of 30% following active travel projects
If the Castleton business owners had any sense, they'd be demanding bike racks outside their shops.
The vape hop has gone out of business because of the cycle lane, well there's yet another good reason to put in more cycle lanes.
NSL - check
Blind bend - check
Chevron sign - check
Likelihood of oncoming vehicles at 50 mph - high probability
Overtake !
There was a cyclist in front m'lord
It's a First bus - they have to get to every red traffic light first or they wouldn't live up to their name! Even if they squash you on the way.
If its a decent chippy, customers will happily park up and walk to it.
If its not too good, you'll think of *any* excuse not to go there.
No parking out front just makes that choice easier.
lets face it, they will just park in the bike lane to go to the chippy anyway, most of the business will be in the evening any ay when the chances of a traffic warden are even lower than the during the day
Yeah I wouldn't count a chippie and a vape shop as the most representative of businesses... even if it would be sad to have the former closing down (the other not so much).
Sounds grim... "They've torn the heart out of this place. First it was the vape shop, then Bargain Booze, then by one the 4 takeaways went ... now the petrol station's shut it's literally uninhabitable".
If there's still a nail bar and a tanning salon, it's viable. Alternatively, perhaps matcha and fresh pasta still available would be enough for survival.
Ah - the other side of it - perhaps for those coming to grief in the aisles of Decathlon? "We were driven out! The cafe can no longer manage an organic macadamia latte and there are no decent cello teachers for miles."
The cycle lane is also part of a massive scheme to make Castleton town centre a bit nicer, which it needs.
I would suspect that the frequenters of those two establishments are ideal candidates for the extra bit of exercise involved in walking from the 80 space parking area...
Wierd one isn't it? It's well known that chippies across the country are going bust at an unprecedented rate due to unsustainable price rises in the midst of a cost of living crisis... but none of that applies to thisone shop, it's definitely just the bike lane?
I really do have a lot of sympathy for them, but I don't think they've thought this through.
The average chippy and vape shop customer are precisely the people who would benefit from a short walk round the corenr to the 80-space car park. Not that they would recognise that.
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