Residents of Wivenhoe, which is apparently known for its 'creative arts scene', have been treated to some life drawing on their neglected roads recently, as a host of phallic paintings have appeared around a number of the town's most dangerous potholes.
Wivenhoe ward councillor Mark Cory told the Gazette: “I can laugh at the new graffiti, but being let down for months and months by Essex County Council is more offensive to me.
“I have reported these potholes over the past year, they filled some, but left many to grow larger and more dangerous.
“It is unacceptable Essex County Council had to be shamed into action.”
An Essex Highways spokesman confirmed efforts would be made to do some 'make safe' repairs around the potholes and cover the graffiti, but insisted the best way to report road defects was by using Essex Council's 'report a pothole' function on their website. He added: “Drawing pictures around defects in a road can be both distractingly dangerous to drivers and offensive to passers-by, especially children.
“It doesn’t make any difference to our road maintenance priorities as we deal with defects using a risk assessment process that enables us to deal with the worst problems first."
If Essex Highways are prompted to act fast, it wouldn't be the first time a glans-themed protest has succeeded in speeding up pothole repairs. Back in 2015, we reported on another anonymous anti-pothole campaigner based in Greater Manchester who claimed that his artwork was yielding results; however Bury Council said the clean-up jobs were costing money that could be used to repair roads.