Tadej Pogačar and company have been spending the past few seasons turning back the clock with their old school, attacking tactics, so it’s only fitting that ASO eventually leaned into the retro vibe with a very nostalgia-laden Tour de France route for 2025.
Described by cycling writer Peter Cossins as a “Rolling Stones setlist of a route”, the 2025 Tour Hommes parcours, unveiled today in Paris, certainly isn’t lacking in tried and trusted warhorses, with one or two long-forgotten singles also coming to the fore after a few decades spent on the shelf.
Perhaps buoyed by last year’s successful return of the long thought dormant Puy de Dôme, there’s a real 1980s vibe to some of the summit finishes, with the Pyrenean climb of Superbagnères – where Greg LeMond and Bernard Hinault battled it out in 1986 – making its first Tour appearance since 1989, when Robert Millar (now Pippa York) won.
La Plagne, the scene of Stephen Roche’s dramatic revival in 1987, also returns to the Tour for the first time in 23 years.
Oh, and the fearsome, legendary Mont Ventoux (the Sympathy for the Devil of Tour climbs) makes its every-so-often inclusion in the route, and as a summit finish for the first time since 2016, when we didn’t quite reach the top due to strong winds and Chris Froome was memorably forced to run after a chaotic crash.
Just like a Stones gig, the 2025 Tour promises to deliver all the thrills and excitement honed to perfection down the decades – while Pogačar will be hoping his quest for a fourth yellow jersey won’t lead to him getting no satisfaction. But, as Jonas Vingegaard knows, you can’t always get what you want (alright, that’s enough).
Anyway, here’s my top five stages to mark in your calendar ahead of next year’s Grande Boucle.
Stage 10, Ennezat to Le Mont-Dore Puy de Sancy, 163km
With ten stages until the first rest day, the first week (‘week’ in its loosest sense) of the 2025 Tour is a long and varied one, with opportunities for the sprinters – including a chance for yellow on the first day in Lille – interspersed with a few lumpy stages with punchy finishes, as well as a GC-restructuring 33km time trial in Caen on stage five.
But stage ten’s saw-toothed profile in the Massif Central, on Bastille Day no less, is the first time the battle for the yellow jersey could be blown to pieces. And with ten straight days under their belt, the relentless nature of the profile, featuring seven climbs, could be the undoing of at least one big name.
Stage 13, Loudenvielle to Peyragudes, 11km mountain time trial
Bike change or no bike change? The second time trial of the 2025 Tour, featuring three kilometres of flat plus an eight kilometre ascent to the top of Peyragudes (the Pyrenean Frankenstein’s Monster of the classic Peyresourde mountain), promises to be a humdinger.
And, judging by the Tour’s recent history of mountain time trials, it could well decide the race.
Stage 14, Pau to Luchon-Superbagnères, 183km
It’s wall to wall classics for stage 14, with the organisers plumping for an almost exact replica of the stage that saw Greg LeMond put almost five minutes into race leader and teammate/deadly enemy Bernard Hinault back in 1986.
The Tourmalet, Aspin, Peyresourde, and a throwback summit finish at Superbagnères? What more could you want from 183km of Pyrenean racing? Oh, and someone please get 1989 stage winner (and 1986 stage runner-up) Pippa York on commentary or pundit duties for this one, please.
Stage 16, Montpellier to Mont Ventoux, 172km
It’s the Ventoux. ‘Nuff said.
Stage 18, Vif to Courchevel Col de la Loze, 171km
After a rendezvous on the Ventoux, the riders finally head into the Alps, where two Tour staples, the Glandon and Madeleine, set the scene for a modern Tour classic, the Col de la Loze, at 2,300m the high point of the 2025 race and a fitting end to a stage packed with proper Alpine giants.
Oh, and with 5,500m of climbing, it’s officially the hardest Tour stage ever. Deep into the third week, I’m sure the sprinters will be delighted.
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Surely no change? TT bike saves about 5%, so with 3 flat kms at 45km/h on the climbing bike taking 240 seconds the TT bike would save 12 seconds before the road went vertical. No way is slowing down, changing and getting back up to speed going to take fewer than 12 seconds, even before you factor in the influence of the break in rhythm.
Rather than turning himself into police, why didn't he just turn himself in to police?
Nice!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/29/new-york-jaywalking-legal
Yeah!
It's only taken them a century to undo a massive victim-blaming (real) conspiracy (full article requires account). Or brilliant lobbying and PR, for those "glass half-full of my favourite tipple!" types.
In one place.
Although...
But it's the US, so obviously nobody's going to be e.g. sued by a driver for damage to their vehicle after they've been run over, right? Ha ha ha .. ha ...
Motorist salami tactics:
1) illegally create unofficial parking spaces by driving over the grass verges until they're too scarred to be recognisable as a grass verge.
2) complain about loss of parking when these micro brownfield sites are repurposed.
3) Be placated with extra official parking spaces
4) place traffic cones in the space closest to your front door, start thinking of it as 'your' parking space and attack anyone who looks at it.
Make that the last two stages...
Ahead of tomorrow’s Budget, the House of Commons has formally appointed its new Transport Committee, which will be headed by Labour MP Ruth Cadbury, who co-chaired the All Party Parliamentary Group for Cycling and Walking for eight years.
In amongst all the doom and gloom, a ray of light! I'm hoping that she wouldn't have taken the job unless there was a guarantee of proper funding, but tomorrow's budget will tell.
However, Heneghan responded by saying the scheme would be unfair on residents who want to host parties.
It would be really interesting to sit these car-addicted people down and explain things to them in words of one syllable to see if they are capable of understanding that we don't have to cater for all the people who want to drive all the time. Can they even comprehend the damage that mass car ownership and use has done to our communities?
We expect politicians to represent everybody, not just one segment which is entitled, selfish and utterly blind to the alternatives.
With all those parties and the people arriving by car - there must be a lot of drunk/drug-driving afterwards.
You know, you can have parties without everyone getting drunk and drugged up.
Probably boring parties though.
Not according to Boris, not even when they're banned: not that I've read his book.
“Genuine question, is it still a requirement, or good practice to look behind you before you manoeuvre on a bicycle,” asked Rod, for some reason.
“Maybe wear bright colours, I know I would,” added Andrew, starting a hi-vis victim blaming theme in the comments.
“He should be wearing hi-vis and riding in the ditch, not blocking the roads that are paid for by hard working tradies,” said Jan.
Meanwhile, Stu added: “Maybe he didn’t see you because you’re dressed in black, you moron.”
And Jimmy said: “Shouldn’t be riding his bike on the highway like that. Seems like a no brainer right!”
“Boohoo,” concluded Johnny. “Stop cycling in the middle of the road you w@nkers.”
The depth of motonormativity is so entrenched in our society that it's going to take more than a generation to change. It's also incredibly frightening that there are so many profoundly entitled, blissfully ignorant drivers in charge of a lethal weapon that we have to share the roads with.
But the real problem is that the msm is run by people who support them, and such attitudes are not examined and criticised for their selfishness, which makes the process of civilising drivers harder and longer.
Perhaps it's time that riding a bike was part of an overall driving test? First start with a test to ride a bike on the road, then a motorbike test and finally a car test: if of course you pass the first two parts.
And yes, some people can't ride a bike due to illness/disability but the population in general can and should.
Add to that re-tests every five years and perhaps the streets might be a little safer for all.
I think the thought is in the right direction, but in the UK it needs to run from bottom to top:
a) Regular retests (maybe call them "refreshers"?) to help drivers stay current with new road features and law / best practice. And flag up medical issues over time (even if only to the driver - some people say they genuinely didn't know!). Also to reinforce that driving licence is just that - a licence to perform a potentially dangerous activity according to certain rules.
b) ... that last bit has to couple to a general understanding of "licence - so if you don't obey the rules your licence can be revoked". That requires a genuine chance (even if still small) that you'll be detected, And a clear and definite process for revoking - not just "points mean ... er... more points; maybe argument in court but leniency". This also requires monitoring and further sanctioning those who ignore bans.
That's still small beer but for the UK would be wildly radical, and no doubt cost a fair bit (even if it might save us money overall...)
The reason those come first is if the only thing you change is adding a cycle test very little will change * in the cycling demographic **. So most adults in the UK will drive and not cycle. So they will encounter very few cyclists while doing so. (And FWIW most of those cyclists will be the quick and the brave, and not OAPs or ten-year-old children or those with disabilities.)
So after doing their cycle test they'll not refresh that knowledge and their understanding of or empathy with cyclists will evaporate, as now.
* Quite a few kids get taught to cycle already - not sure the percentage? At least when I were a lad RoSPA organised a cycling proficiency test (presumably Bikeability etc. are similar)?
** Except for those practicing for the cycling test... learner driver cyclists - what's not to hate for some?
I think ultimately the best way to improve driver behaviour by the greatest amount is to change the demographic of those cycling. So that a large proportion - if not most - drivers cycle sometimes, as do their families and friends.
Skin in the game, you might say.
There is a proven way to do that... but it's long and involves many different elements. See NL, parts of Scandinavia, Seville, some other places in Europe...
In those cases there is good early "cycling education" - but not as part of the driving test, it's integrated with general "road using - by any mode of transport" from very early years. So you get things like this.
As the blinkers that create motornormativity begin to slide from more & more eyes, its becoming increasingly obvious that the Kingdom of Cardom needs a revolution to rid us of the many harms, drag-anchors and general degradations that the plague of motorised transports are causing.
* No parking on the shared roads, verges, pavements or any other supposedly common-ground meant for the many different purposes of all and everyone. Why do car owners get free car parking on public roads and other other infrastructure? Large fine & towing-off for all offenders.
* Road rationing, so that gridlocks and jams can't occur - auto gates across high-usage roads that are approaching their capacity for keeping traffic moving, with admittance only for a) cars with more than two occupants; bicyles, motorbikes and other small meant-for-one-person transporters.
* Speed limits much lower than the current limits, which paradoxically tends to prevent jams and gridlocks, as well as reducing the harms done when the incompetant crash into folk.
* Far more LTNs, with large parking areas next to major roads, park & ride schemes or similar arrangements to keep cars out of residential, shopping and other spaces meant for people not motorised status-weapons.
* Much higher VAT added to larger cars, to discourage the selling & buying of SUVs, cars with 5 seats of which only one is ever occupied, etc..
All these things and several other car-reducing policies are possible ... and beneficial, even to the car-addicted. The question is: which politicians are brave enough to implement them against the intial outcry from the usual suspects? They don't have to be that brave, as after a year or two, everyone will get used to it, like it and wonder why they ever put up with motornormativity to the degree we all do now.
I can't agree with your first suggestion, as it wouldn't work in rural areas like mine. Many workers in the food industry in this part of the country live in houses of multiple occupancy, and have no viable means to get to work other than by car. It is easy for those of use who sit in front of a computer to say they could cycle, but a half hour bike ride at either end of a 12 hour shift of physical work is not really feasible. The truth is most legal parking causes no real issues. Where it does, the parking restrictions should be changed. Parking restrictions should be uniformly and fully enforced.
The Japanese Kei car rules could be a real improvement, whereby unless you can prove you have adequate off road parking, you can only buy a small car if you live in designated areas.
The correct solution here is both - redesgnate some of the space as dedicated car parking facilities (and charge for their use) and ban parking on anything that's not specifically set aside for it.
The principle that people shouldn't be able to monopolise common space for their own selfish needs just because they happen to want it for a car is a good one. So is having a coherent system that actually works, parking included.
I live in a very rural area which includes terraced and other accommodation with no included car park. Some streets are infested with so much tin litter that it becomes near impossible to traverse them; or, if it can be managed, there are multiple dangers as peds attempt to negociate the mobile tins scattered all over the pavements and into the often narrow road.
Just 50 - 200 yards from such streets there are often empty fields, waste ground and other places that could easily become a village or town car park for local residents. The streets could then be returned to a condition in which people can walk, play, meet and otherwise live in a community rather than a battery farm of wage slaves self-locked into their tele-gawping cage.
In some more recently-built parts such communal car parks have in fact been built as part of the new "estate". They also include shared green space, outdoor benches, shared gardening spaces, a communal hall, doctor's surgery and one even has a small cinema - accoutrements of a civilised and communal folk with the cars packed a short walk away. So it can be done.
That makes a lot of sense - but in Blightedland, every wage slave has a right to their mobile castle and a one-step access to it from the front door of their ticky-tacky castle. It needs to change. It probably won't.
'but a half hour bike ride at either end of a 12 hour shift of physical work'
I used to do it when I was a postie. Although I used to do 14 hour days.
What about special buses to get them to and from work?
But but that would be placing burdens on employers (rather than getting the infra that they and their workers use essentially as a freebie - or at least a given)!
But but that would reduce flexibility and choice! (If there's one thing that's politically agreed it's that "choice is a good" - except of course when it's the choice to not own a car, you're definitely reducing your own worth to politicians then...)
But but (for the current government, maybe...) that would be making "working people" more dependant on the bosses and business owners! (Or for this and the other colour government) that would be inadvertently limiting the aspirations of working people! (By suggesting that maybe they don't need a car). Then "why should the manager be able to drive to work but we have to take the bus?" - of course for generations (always?) cars have been about far more than transport...
The public transport system in the Netherlands is often overlooked (in favour of the attention on all the cycling). But it's light years ahead of the UK in terms of coverage, frequency and reliability. That allows a multi-modal journey approach so it can be as convenient - and even take about the same time - to cycle - train - walk a car journey of (say) an hour.
Won't somebody think of the illegal parking?
Can't they just drive across the cycle lane and illegally park on the pavement like everywhere else?
When will the cagers understand, the only reason we need cycle lanes is because of dangerous drivers. If they started to drive safely as per the highway code and watch the road instead of their phones we would not need them.
They are also needed to make it safer for cyclists to pass the endless queues of stationary or very slow moving cars and other motor vehicles stuck in traffic jams blocking the roads.
Surely the council's response should be to say, "No problem - we won't bother with the new cycle lane, but in that case we will have a lot more money available for traffic enforcement so as to keep people safe, and that will most definitely include enforcement upon people illegally parking".
But enforcing traffic rules is a tax on the honest motorist !!
Fixed it