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Satirical Cycle Safety
From The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bicyclesafety-tips,8077/
My fave is this
Bike safety can never be stressed enough. If you doubt this, try stressing it as much as you possibly can. It won't be enough–guaranteed.
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@ mad scott - should that not be lard from the chippy down the road here in Scotland
It's often the same thing
It does not say what sort of oil to fry your chain in? Any ideas? Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Depends on your nationality
Italian - extra virgin olive oil
Japanese - whale oil
English - rapeseed oil
Scottish - 20/50 engine oil