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Parking : Driver vows to never return to Cornwall

Let's cheer up our heatwave conditions, impending power cuts, fuel bills and big freeze with a couple of silly season stories about drivers on holiday and their problems. 

Family vows never to return to Cornwall after racking up £760 in parking tickets over 12 days
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/family-vows-never-return...

Unapologetic Cornwall parking firm says tourist who racked up £760 in fines over 12 days must pay
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/unapologetic-cornwall-pa...

I love the "push off then, emmet" comments on these stories, e.g.

CornishBornCornishBred4 DAYS AGO 

You’re not coming back to Cornwall 🥲🥲🥲 these are HAPPY tears!!!! Now how do we get rid of the rest you and stop you from coming down! Because I can assure you…. WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYWAY!

 

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HoarseMann replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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David9694 wrote:

Can't find this location on a map

Found it! https://goo.gl/maps/WUBwpV3A7rN4neeN8

I have to agree that, as a frequent visitor, it's unlikely she was unaware that this was a disabled space. However, the marking is inadequate and could be missed. It looks a bit like those parking space occupancy sensors. So I think the parking company is being a bit cheeky here.

But this is why I think inconsiderate driving should be de-criminalised and enforcement handed over to a civil organisation. The ferocity with which parking management companies hound drivers and the zero-tolerance approach that their CCTV cameras enable is admirable. Imagine what they could do with close-pass camera footage from cyclists!

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brooksby replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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HoarseMann wrote:

But this is why I think inconsiderate driving should be de-criminalised and enforcement handed over to a civil organisation. The ferocity with which parking management companies hound drivers and the zero-tolerance approach that their CCTV cameras enable is admirable. Imagine what they could do with close-pass camera footage from cyclists!

If it was taken out of the hands of the authorities/police and handed over to private companies it would become a subscription service, like those private security teams on American residential estates ("Close pass, you say?  Please can I have confirmation of your Road Safety Inc insurance number... You haven't got one?  Well, I'm sorry, sir, but there's nothing we can do").

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HoarseMann replied to brooksby | 2 years ago
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Now I like that idea!

I'd be quite happy to pay for that service, as I'm sure many cyclists would. Even if there were some cyclists who were unable/unwilling to pay for it, they would likely benefit overall from improved driving standards; as the probability of bad drivers being stung for a hefty fine would increase massively.

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David9694 replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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I think I'm a no on this. Letting one of these firms loose on all the untaxed vehicles would be good through. 

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brooksby replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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Possibly my sarcasm was too subtle.  I'm a hard no on it, too.

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HoarseMann replied to brooksby | 2 years ago
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Ideally it would be a civil organisation, maybe the council, maybe a new national government body, enforcing certain moving traffic violations from public video submissions. Paid for by the fines collected and freeing up the police.

But that alongside a paid option (a bit like private healthcare alongside the NHS) where you let private companies also issue fines, could be interesting.

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David9694 | 2 years ago
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Land Rover driver hits back after being mocked for parking on pavement - this is his justification

"if anyone disabled in a wheel chair or a pram had come along I would have moved my vehicle out of the way for them." - yeah, like hell you would. 

joobydog7 HRS AGO

I say good luck to him. Fair play.
GK4121 HRS AGO

The Birstall mafia need to lay off him. If his If his wife’s 74 he’s probably even older. Most of us are just doing our best, including him.

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/land-rover-driver-hit...

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David9694 | 2 years ago
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Police in Leeds shame 'selfish' driver as his car gets towed for blocking person's driveway

BMW on BMW  - genuinely surprised that the police swung into action here. 

https://road.cc/content/forum/parking-driver-vows-never-return-cornwall-...

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wtjs replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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BMW on BMW  - genuinely surprised that the police swung into action here

They certainly wouldn't have done in Lancashire- police won't touch BMW's here, no matter what they've done (or Mercedes, Audi or JLR). AF11 XVU was reported when detected on 18th July and is still driving around now

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David9694 | 2 years ago
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'Selfish' driver's car covered in angry notes over 'costly' parking 'error'

The homeowner took to Twitter to share photos of the car and the note. The notes said: "Selfish idiotic parking!!!! Parking right next to a bulging skip that's due to be collected today has cost me a lot of time and money. At 0803hrs this morning you parked in front of my property blocking an obviously bulging skip that was due to be collected today.

(that would be the very same skip he got parked in the road some time previously?)

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/selfish-drivers-car-...

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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Another one where my reasonable and necessary use of the highway to park something in is impeded by selfish people just dumping stuff on the road in everybody's way!

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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 2 years ago
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That's why I find myself featuring the comments like on the Land Rover pavement story - "fair play to him...Most of us are just doing our best, including him." etc - this effortless pivoting from "leave him be" to "cyclists should be made to..."

But away from our little brand of tribalism, Land Rover man's actions are plain wrong, (I don't buy his excuses) yet he is supported, the ones calling it out are branded "mafia" - with some tough times coming up, I wonder how far does this "all just doing our best" thing stretch. 

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iandusud replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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Also his idea that by parking on the pavement rather than the road he is avoiding a parking violation of not parking on a double yellow line is false. I recently spoke to a traffic warden on this very subject, as there is someone near me who reguarly parks on the pavement where there is a double yellow line. The traffic warden told me that the parking restriction goes from the centre of the road to far edge of the pavement. 

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David9694 replied to iandusud | 2 years ago
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It must to be even less legal to park inside of double yellows than on the outise.
 

Yet outside London there seems to be some confusion. On the legal position and who enforces. 

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David9694 | 2 years ago
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DIY LTN : Homeowner who built blockade to stop drivers parking in road plans to install a LAKE

'I have upset enough people but I just don’t care now.... this just makes me more determined to carry on'

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/hom...

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Hirsute replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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". It is minutes they are there dropping off, people understand and would rather children get in school safely."

Ah the old - can only be done by car ploy.

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chrisonabike replied to Hirsute | 2 years ago
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Nimby (n): a person who selfishly objects to you using their back yard for temporary parking.  Which you obviously have to do because you choose to have to live somewhere where you aren't inconvenienced and the kids aren't threatened by people using your back yard for temporary parking.

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David9694 replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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Fake speed cameras on major Gloucestershire commuter route set up to deter speeders

Locals say the fake cameras were effective at slowing motorists down but they have since disappeared

Pretty sure I remember Lesley Judd making one of these from a cardboard box and lashed together with sticky-back plastic. (Younger viewers have their own programmes.)

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/fake-speed-ca...

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TheBillder replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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David9694 wrote:

Pretty sure I remember Lesley Judd making one of these from a cardboard box and lashed together with sticky-back plastic. (Younger viewers have their own programmes.)

I don't recall Lesley Judd being lashed but perhaps you were watching the continental version.

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David9694 replied to TheBillder | 2 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣 for more like this, go to ratemyoldpersonjoke.com 

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Simon_MacMichael | 2 years ago
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Could have bought a bike and had ample change for 12 days' worth of crossants etc and a bit left over, and it would have been good for his blood pressure too.

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Dnnnnnn replied to Simon_MacMichael | 2 years ago
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Pasties, please. Although not good for blood pressure.

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HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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I'm not convinced his feet did much 'setting foot' around Cornwall anyway, considering he required his car for a round trip less than 1.5 miles...

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Hirsute replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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Couldn't get back up the hill with 46m of ascent.

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David9694 replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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I guess the elderly blind dog doesn't come out on the early morning shopping forays to Spar, but what about the grand piano and the anvils every driver transports? Curious to hear a driver confessing to it being just himself and a light load. 

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HoarseMann replied to David9694 | 2 years ago
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All good points. Perhaps he is being a bit dramatic and maybe only needs to never set foot in Polzeath again. If he really wants to drive, there's a nice Spar with ample off-road parking just down the road in Rock!

https://goo.gl/maps/Q2chtNdaLu7AmvST9

Alternatively, he could just buy a bag of frozen croissants (cheaper and nicer than shop baked), get an iPad and download the Daily Mail app, then he wouldn't need to visit the shop at all (pretty sure it's the DM!).

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David9694 replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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DM app - good grief. "Hey old people, the world is a terrible and misguided place. Want to know just how much so? Also: Instagram star stuns fans by sharing daring bikini pictures."

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Hirsute | 2 years ago
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This is a twist on road tax

"You pay road tax to use public roads but you can not park on them? !!**** "

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David9694 replied to Hirsute | 2 years ago
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I like the cut of Alliance Parking's gib: "...Without any consequences for non-payment, sadly, many motorists would not pay their way; indeed, your reader has confirmed that he has been abusing the facility ‘for as long as he can remember’ This is effectively theft, and no different to if Mr Watt had failed to pay for his papers and croissants." 

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hawkinspeter | 2 years ago
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I thought for a minute that this was about another parking dispute that I read: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/real-life/west-country-man-vows-never-7444586

Very similar in that Michael Davies has vowed to never return to Cornwall. A few more of these and Cornwall will be an empty wasteland.

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