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Thank you in advance !
The wake up call for my Grandad’s regiment in the Army
“HANDS OFF C###S!
FEET IN SOCKS!”
These were, er, look great on my, you know, feet like
Yes please.
Thank you in advance for making my Xmas!
New socks to wear on a late shift on Xmas day .. Reasons to be cheerful .. 1...2....(3)
Count me in please.
I've got a pair of these already, are they're quality. More please!
Socks please, we're British
you can never have to many pairs of socks
Socks... Why'd it have to be socks?
(size 11, please)
Yes please, is this possibly a test run for the return of the 'swag grab' for 2019????
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Size 10 please.
Yes please
you can never have too many pairs of socks. Yes please.
yes please
Goodness knows I need socks.. it's possible MrsD is exacting an excruciating revenge for a lack of hoovering on my part or possibly my indifference the delights of TKMaxx.. by purposely losing or destroying each pair I own... one sock at a time.. If I want a matching pair for work, I'm left with four options; scratchy R2D2 ones, The Muppets, some oversized 'one size fits all' pair from a gift set (hint, 'one size' does not 'fit all' by any means)... or the ones I have on today with palm trees.
So roll on Christmas day I say, someone 'must' have brought me some socks surely.... OR I can enter this comp to win these beauties!
some christmas socks i would actually appreciate.
I'm sure there's a clever joke (something "Meta" or "Post modern" or whatever) about wanting some Socks to put in my stocking...but I can't think of it, so I'll just say "Yes please!"
Yes pleasy!
Reminds me of the time I dated a dyslexic woman - she ended up cooking my sock.
Edit: found a better sock joke:
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the saleswoman.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the saleswoman.
"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the saleswoman.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the saleswoman probed.
"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the saleswoman, beginning to lose patience.
"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the saleswoman.
Sock it to me!
No, sock them to me...
size 8, ta
You can't have too many socks !
Afternoon all.
What is Christmas without a pair or two of socks...
PS
I have been a very good boy all year and done plenty of miles
I would like to say that will improve your chances of winning, but I'm afraid the random number generator cares not! Very best of luck though Sir.
Santa, baby
Stick some socks under the tree
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