Question: What time of the year gets professional cycling fans most excited, as they rush to their calendars and tick off the days until that sweet, sweet period of bliss arrives?
The spring classics campaign? Nope. The cyclocross season? Unfortunately not. The Tour de France? No, no, no.
It’s early December – when the new season’s kits start getting leaked on social media, of course!
And while a number of new 2025 designs and threads have been officially, or unofficially, unveiled over the past week or so – to varying degrees of appreciation (looking at you, Cofidis) – none have provoked a response like the one which greeted the first sightings of UAE Team Emirates’ kit this week.
> “And there we have it, what was left of Colnago’s soul is gone”: Horrified cyclists react to Colnago’s new aero road bike – and brand it the “ugliest bike on the WorldTour”
And, if the team thought the reaction to their ‘radical’ new Colnago Y1Rs was divided, wait ‘til they read the comments about the jersey – first spotted by Dave Arthur, as world champion Tadej Pogačar’s teammates headed out for a leisurely spin on their Spanish training camp yesterday:
Seemingly inspired by the UCI’s decision to clamp down on team kits resembling race leader’s jerseys, it appears that UAE have ditched the all-white look for some smoky black accents and fading on the arms and the bottom of the jersey.
And cycling’s dedicated followers of fashion aren’t happy.
“Please God, don’t let this be real. What is this atrocity?” asked a disgruntled Emma on BlueSky.
“This is the ugliest kit I have ever seen,” vented Grace.
“Money doesn’t buy taste,” said another user.
UAE 2025 kit seems to have been leaked via a fan’s instagram reel (artem4ik19)
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— Katie (@medicinexthings.bsky.social) December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
“Sad that they have to take part-time jobs scrubbing out chimneys,” added Katy.
“So UAE have simultaneously cooked up the most ugly bike ever and most ugly kit ever,” wrote Eben, clearly not a fan of the new un-Colnago Colnago either.
“Having a good battle with their bike for which can be uglier,” agreed Billy.
Some were more forgiving, however (at least slightly).
“I’m cutting them a bit of slack, because with the UCI’s very late announcement that teams are not allowed to clash with GT jerseys anymore, in this case the white jersey, they might have had to make very late changes to the design,” said Goldblue.
“But that doesn’t change the fact that those sleeves are atrocious.”
Ouch.
Juan Sebastián Molano, rocking the new divisive UAE threads (credit: Dave Arthur)
Meanwhile, after averting their gaze from the smoky sleeves, others noted the brand-new sponsor on the front – XRG, a recently established international investment company set up by United Arab Emirates state oil group ADNOC at the end of November.
Valued at more than $80 billion (that will cover some of Pogačar’s salary, then) and set to begin operating at the start of 2025, XRG will apparently focus on lower-carbon energy, natural gas, and chemicals, with ADNOC saying it will take advantage of “the transformation of energy, exponential growth of AI, and the rise of emerging economies”.
And you can always trust an oil giant, of course.
However, fans were able to agree on one silver lining in all this new kit business – a certain rainbow jersey wearer.
“At least Pogi won’t have to wear this for one single day,” one user quipped (apart from in time trials – when he’s not leading a race, that is).
There’s always a rainbow at the end of some dark smoky clouds, I suppose.
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"some smoky black accents and fading on the arms and the bottom of the jersey."
Reminds me of an oil-stained bird
Unless of course he doesn't retain his world title, unlikely as that seems, in which case he'll be wearing it for the end of the season, including at Lombardia.
Comments on the "Wife of ex-Scotland footballer scores hat-trick..." aren't open, so will post here instead.
Nobody will be surprised by the police/courts in Scotland, what people will be shocked about is the driver was actually punished.
The only time I cycle on that stretch of road is early Sunday mornings and then it still is taking your life in your hands at times.
May be a side issue but really a bit disappointing to see a woman identified (by road.cc, not you) in that headline solely as an appurtenance of her husband. As an interesting piece of trivia to mention in the article as an aside, fine, but one would hope we're a bit past just describing women in terms of who the men in their lives are. Road.cc rightly joined in the mocking of the "Pogacar's fiancee wins race" headlines but this is much the same thing.
Well, except in this case her association with a celebrity might have helped her secure an unbelievably lenient sentence. That close pass on a two-lane road with minimal traffic is mindboggling. One can only surmise that she looked up from her phone at the last moment, decided she couldn't brake in time, and decided she had to try to squeeze in front of the oncoming vehicle to pass.
Possible but unlikely I'd say, given that every single day people with no association with celebrity in any way are let off with unbelievably lenient sentences or indeed not prosecuted at all for equally bad offences.
I suspect this has happened because the drivers solicitor has put forward arguments to the prosecutor for defending the close pass. These are probably along the lines of "you can't prove the distance of the car from the cyclist and the highway code 2m is only guidance not law and no inconvenience was caused". That's what Gloucestershire police would say anyway. As for the red light "the number plate is not clear so you can't prove it was my client".
Although even Mr loophole wouldn't have been able to defend the mobile phone use the guilty plea would save valuable court time when they gave it a try so as far as efficiency goes the prosecutor sees it as a win win.
6 points and a fine is probably more than they would have got for killing the cyclist in a "momentary lapse of concentration with the sun in their eyes and blind spots" any way.
It is still infuriating but until the law is changed to match up with the highway code we are on a hiding to nothing as cyclists when things go to court.
In response to those who have slated the new Colnago bike.
'Some may love it now. Some may love it later. And some may never love it. And that's OK.'
As Gerry McGovern has recently said about another brand pushing boundaries & making change
I hope this bus driver has to take road user awareness training...
https://youtu.be/SF4u42-lx84
I hope this bus driver has to take cycle awareness training...
All available spaces should be taken up by Lancashire bus drivers, but apparently they're all available because all the reports of bus attacks are immediately binned up here by Lancashire Constabulary b******s. The offences will be going to The Parliamentary Active Travel and Social Justice Inquiry but I don't hold out much hope for any improvement without great change in police attitudes
https://upride.cc/incident/4148vz_travellerschoicecoach_closepass/
https://upride.cc/incident/px12eez_stagecoach41_closepass/
https://upride.cc/incident/ua5013_kirkbylonsdalecoaches_closepass/
https://upride.cc/incident/yj60kgzar12way_brethertonsarchwaybuses_closepass/
https://upride.cc/incident/px12dne_stagecoach42bus_closepass/
I'm trying for a variety, because there are so many to choose from
So they should be made to spend some time, er, walking...?
Don't know what the complaints are about
Agreed! I don't see anything wrong with the kit or the bike. Other considerations, as stated by Rendel, are available
"At the end of the 2009 Olympics in Beijing, Cavendish borrowed a silver medal from which of his teammates to try to get an upgrade on the flight home?"
Is the answer none, as all the other athletes had travelled home in 2008 - the actual year of the Beijing Olympics?
Is it just me that's seeing black sleeves covered in chalk then?
Maybe to improve their grip when in an illegal 'puppy paws' position, or perhaps it has some kind of aero benefit.
Don't know what the complaints are about, it seems to me very honest of an oil company to design a kit that accurately reflects what their products are doing to the environment, sinister smoky black stains encroaching on the pure white. For extra design honesty kudos it could also be seen as a metaphor for what UAE and assorted other petrodollar economies are doing to sport with their rapacious purchases of just about anything that moves.
Grace's memory doesn't seem to stretch back to 2010, specifically to the latter stages of the decline of the former Saunier Duval team...
See also the 2014 Columbian ladies flesh coloured outfits.
The team member 2nd from right already knows what it looks like! Even I think this effort is pretty bad.
[*NB - not actually flesh-coloured, but gold that didn't photograph well]
(Also, is that Theresa May 2nd left?)
See also the 2014 Colombian ladies flesh coloured outfit. I tried to post a photo, but it's so horrendous the computer refused it.