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Fears new cycleway will lead to drunkenness, drug taking and 'naked selfies in the woods' (no, really)

Residents say family cycleway in Forest of Dean will attract "thrill seekers"...

A number of residents have lodged objections to a planned cycleway in the Forest of Dean. Among the concerns raised about the 5.8km Dean Forest Greenway Project are that it will result in drug-taking, nudity and “incursions into woodland by thrill seekers”.

The President of Royal Dean Forest Cycling Club said he believes the planned route, which would run along an old railway track between Parkend and Lydney, would save lives by taking cyclists and pedestrians off the busy Forest Road.

Others, however, are less positive. Gloucestershire Live reports that some are concerned the cycleway will draw large numbers with one resident pointing to a surge in visitors over the summer after an image was posted to social media as evidence of what could happen.

"Visitors came from as far afield a Tewkesbury and Cirencester, following a posting on Facebook of a photo of the small 'waterfall' through the old workings known as The Bayhead,” wrote one complainant.

"This caused severe noise nuisance and anti-social behaviour on a daily basis. The anti-social behaviour consisted of extreme noise levels of screaming kids and adults, drug taking, drunken and drugged teenage parties, semi-naked sunbathers, and even naked photography.

"Littering became a serious problem with dirty nappies, clothing and picnic remnants, a lot of which found their way into the river, dog fouling of the footpath and deposited poo bags also became a serious problem."

Another person asked: "How are incursions into woodland by thrill seekers to be controlled bearing in mind their current low key usage mainly by walkers and forestry workers and their role as animal habitats?"

Around twice as many letters have been submitted in favour of the project.

Greenways and West Dean Parish Council is yet to decide on the plans.

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pasley69 replied to Recoveryride | 3 years ago
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I'd wait for global warming to kick in big-time. It gets pretty chilly down there on the cold hard ground.

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Rome73 | 3 years ago
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During the past year I have been employed in delivering certain elements of cycle infrastructure in central London. Curiously one of the main objections is that it will encourage drug dealers. Obviously the main objection is cars, cars, cars - what about my car, where will my car park, where will my car go? Completely forgetting that the carriageway is a public highway and no one has the 'right' to park on it or be on it. But the drug dealers . . . . ? never understood where that comes from. 

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iandusud | 3 years ago
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I live next door to a Greenway in Harrogate. I have the great pleasure of looking out of my kitchen window and seeing walkers and cyclists using this wonderful facility. One of the greatest pleasures is seeing families with young children cycling in safety. Even in the worst of weather you don't have to wait long to see someone. At weekends and in the summer it's so busy that I end up avoiding using it other than early in the morning. Strangely I haven't seen any nudists, drug takers, drunks or any other antisocial behaviour. What I do see every day is people enjoying fresh air and exercise which is undoubtedly doing their physical and mental health a power of good. We certainly don't want to encourage that sort of thing! 

Seriously, what I see on a daily basis demonstrates that if such infrastructure is put in place it is used in a massive way (you only have to visit other such schemes all over the country to witness this). Such initiatives should be encouraged and supported. As has beed said already this is the worst sort of NIMBYism.

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Captain Badger replied to iandusud | 3 years ago
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iandusud wrote:

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Strangely I haven't seen any nudists, drug takers, drunks or any other antisocial behaviour.
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Jeez, not wearing hiviz either. Bastards...

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iandusud replied to Captain Badger | 3 years ago
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Thanks for editing the quote  1 Original now edited.

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Captain Badger replied to iandusud | 3 years ago
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iandusud wrote:

Thanks for editing the quote  1 Original now edited.

Got your back dude...smiley

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wtjs | 3 years ago
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Agreed. Shameless nimbyism.

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Secret_squirrel | 3 years ago
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Maybe it will also attract Ecstasy Mother F*ckers?

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Kendalred replied to Secret_squirrel | 3 years ago
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Secret_squirrel wrote:

Maybe it will also attract Ecstasy Mother F*ckers?

God, You're unbelievalbe!

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brooksby replied to Kendalred | 3 years ago
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Kendalred wrote:

Secret_squirrel wrote:

Maybe it will also attract Ecstasy Mother F*ckers?

God, You're unbelievalbe!

I think that hawkinspeter is the only person here who thinks a squirrel is God...

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hawkinspeter replied to brooksby | 3 years ago
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brooksby wrote:

Kendalred wrote:

Secret_squirrel wrote:

Maybe it will also attract Ecstasy Mother F*ckers?

God, You're unbelievalbe!

I think that hawkinspeter is the only person here who thinks a squirrel is God...

Thank God I'm an atheist. (Apologies to Ratatoskr)

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Captain Badger replied to Kendalred | 3 years ago
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Kendalred wrote:

Secret_squirrel wrote:

Maybe it will also attract Ecstasy Mother F*ckers?

God, You're unbelievalbe!

SO unbelieveable

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Prosper0 | 3 years ago
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Love a bit of nude bike riding. The NIMBYs of South Gloucestershire ain't seen nothing yet...

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Rendel Harris | 3 years ago
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"Visitors come from as far afield as Tewkesbury and Cirencester" is on my shortlist for favourite comment of 2021.

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eburtthebike replied to Rendel Harris | 3 years ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

"Visitors come from as far afield as Tewkesbury and Cirencester" is on my shortlist for favourite comment of 2021.

I'm trying to work out how they knew where they'd come from; would it have been tattooed on their buttocks?

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Bigpikle | 3 years ago
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Must be a forest thing or perhaps everyone complaining is related to those lovely people in the New Forest that think cyclists are the reason speeding local motorists drive into thir horses....

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AidanR | 3 years ago
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There's nothing quite as thrilling to a cyclist as a flat path on an old railway line. The adrenaline junkies will be flocking there.

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Captain Badger replied to AidanR | 3 years ago
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AidanR wrote:

There's nothing quite as thrilling to a cyclist as a flat path on an old railway line. The adrenaline junkies will be flocking there.

Quite, after kissing the sky with that I often need a line or two of Charlie to calm myself down....

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EddyBerckx | 3 years ago
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Sounds a cool place. Where exactly? Asking for a friend

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Sriracha | 3 years ago
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Is it the sunbathing per se that Dean objects to, or the fact that sunbathers are not fully clothed? That said, I guess if you try to sunbathe in a forest you may as well be fully clothed.

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Pilot Pete | 3 years ago
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Jesus, talk about clutching at sensationalist straws as NIMBY excuses. I've heard it all. I assume they are going to post their evidence that cycle paths bring such behaviours, presumably as evidenced elsewhere across the country? What, they aren't? What a surprise.

PP

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2Loose | 3 years ago
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Not sure that cyclists are to blame for dirty nappies being dropped.  Pretty sure that these people just want 'their' forest to be enjoyed only by them.

In private.  

So that they can continue their nude shenanigans?

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Christopher TR1 | 3 years ago
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Down with the dog poo and dirty nappies. Up with the nudity.

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eburtthebike | 3 years ago
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As a resident of the Forest of Dean, and a regular user of the paths both on foot and bike, I've yet to come across any naked people, drugged teenage parties, drug-taking or thrill seeking; but I live in hope.

If there was a NIMBY olympics, these people would take gold, silver and bronze.

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OnTheRopes replied to eburtthebike | 3 years ago
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I guess you didn't see me then?

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Mungecrundle replied to OnTheRopes | 3 years ago
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Were you wearing hi viz body paint whilst cavorting naked amongst the sapplings?

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OnTheRopes replied to Mungecrundle | 3 years ago
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You did see me then!

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TheBillder replied to eburtthebike | 3 years ago
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You need to get off the paths and into the forest proper. There are covens, shamens, banjo classes and people who eat Mr Kipling Fondant Fancies by evisceration of the icing in nearly every clearing.

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eburtthebike replied to TheBillder | 3 years ago
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TheBillder wrote:

You need to get off the paths and into the forest proper. There are covens, shamens, banjo classes and people who eat Mr Kipling Fondant Fancies by evisceration of the icing in nearly every clearing.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. 

Satanic scum. 

Well, anyone who eats Mr Kipling cakes anyway.

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hawkinspeter replied to TheBillder | 3 years ago
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TheBillder wrote:

You need to get off the paths and into the forest proper. There are covens, shamens, banjo classes and people who eat Mr Kipling Fondant Fancies by evisceration of the icing in nearly every clearing.

...and into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul

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