Ah, yes, a return to the road.cc live blog for the infamous bike storage cupboards...
[CyclingMikey/Twitter]
They'll be familiar to any of you who've tried to take your bike on anything longer than a local UK train journey, the saga beginning way before you step foot on a station platform as you'll need to book one of the inevitably very few spaces available. Then, on the day, locate your cupboard and begin the 'fun' game of hoisting your bike into the necessary upright position. Feeling relatively strong and travelling with a fairly light road bike with narrow tyres and bars? Fine, you might just escape this experience relatively hate-free. If not, then I wish you good luck.
Any of wider bars, wider tyres, bags, or just a heavier bike can turn this into a physical and mentally-testing exertion that'll leave you feeling like you really should have got an Olympic medal for your efforts. Road safety campaigner and camera cyclist CyclingMikey found out the hard way, telling his followers online that he'd "like to express my utter disgust that some designer/planner thought that this was in any way acceptable bicycle storage", going on to call them "disgraceful stupid little cupboards".
> "If you want to get more people out of cars, you need to offer more": Rail company slammed for banning bikes on trains at peak times, as cyclists brand policy "a step backwards"
One follower commented: "Utterly mad. I'm just back from a few weeks cycling in France and although their rail comes in for much criticism every TER carriage has ample bike parking, and space enough for touring bikes and adapted cycles."
Paul Tutton added: "It's almost like they designed them to put people off bringing bikes on trains whilst meeting their mandatory obligations to the absolute minimum."
The whole rubbish bike storage on trains thing has been going on for a while, Cycling UK in 2019 speaking out about the "awful" cycle storage on GWR's high-speed trains.
> Trying to take a very expensive bike on a GWR train is hard work
Last year we spoke to rail engineer Gareth Dennis on the road.cc Podcast, an episode which turned into him telling us why taking your bike on the train is such a faff...
"Vertical storage should be outright banned," he argued unequivocally. "For the middle-aged men in Lycra with their very expensive road bikes – which is basically all vertical storage is designed for – the vertical storage wrecks their bike.
"For everyone else, and we shouldn't be designing for that narrow case anyway, how does it work for most people who can't lift their bikes up? What about people who rely on their bikes as a mobility aid? What about less confident cyclists who want a bigger, sturdier bike? What about people with non-standard cycles, trikes, those with attachment to wheelchairs, longer bikes, tandems?
"How are any of those people able to use vertical storage? They can't. It's excluding people from using the railway. They are being denied the freedom of movement by the structure of our railways and, ultimately, the Secretary of State for Transport."
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Will we ever get a question (from a non-cyclist) such as:
“Why do drivers believe that they have a right to endanger people and waste millions in taxes due to NHS, disruption/economic and police investigation costs?”
Lots of people do things that endanger people every day. If they didn't, life would be rather difficult, and the benefits are therefore generally considered to outweigh the risks. Likewise, the benefits are generally considered to outweigh the costs.
What if the benefits are mostly felt by one group of people and the costs mostly by another set though?
Or if we all pay ("road tax", pollution, noise pollution, crashes into people and buildings, vast areas of public space covered in tarmac and given over to a particular activity, effects of government sucking to dodgy regimes to keep the resources coming...) ... but some benefit much more than others (those in the road and motor industries, politicians kept sweet by same ...)?
There will always be winners and losers, but I suppose you might hope that in a functioning democracy people with a functioning rule of law people will be treated more or less fairly and that no one will be expected to bear an unacceptable burden.
If you spend too much time worrying that someone else might be getting too big a share of some cake or other I don't think you're going to have a very happy life.
But it's who are the winners and losers - that's rather important, no? And does the system work by creating a larger proportion of losers, and how bad is it for them?
Our current system may not be very good at dealing with our longer-term "problems of success". In effect - to avoid those in power losing it, are we all being encouraged to warm ourselves by burning our boats?
As for "fair" - that would be a maximal hope!
I completely agree. That is my philosophy - but we are humans in a world full of humans, not buddhas. Preaching self-restraint while a few are running off with all the cake may be ... tricky. To leave the metaphor - depends how much you want to pay in tax, reduction in health etc. all to be excluded from the roads by others.
Or, tragedy of the commons - the benefits outweigh the costs at any point for any individual, but when everybody does it, most of you end up worse off than if no-one had.
Which just goes to show how silly a way of ranking things this is in the first place.
As I said last Friday
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"Driver jailed for death of Ecuador politician's daughter"
I wonder if the sentence would have been less if the victim was a cyclist or not related to a politician.
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Victim pedestrian:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgl2klz0gw9o
"A speeding Mercedes driver has been jailed for 10 years"
Victim cyclist:
"...jailed for six years..."
"...jailed for three years and nine months..."
Over many years of reading these reports, the impression I now have is that: Generally, a significant proportion of society regards road cycling as a risky activity, therefore, we have to share some culpability for what happens for choosing to undertake this activity. I have read reports in the past, where the driver's culpability has been reduced, because the cyclist wasn't wearing a helmet, or wearing hiviz, and therefore, shared responsibility for their death.
A few decades ago, I read a report of a court (coroner?) case, where the cyclist was killed in a "dooring" collision. The cyclist was a well known club cyclist in SE London. Either the Judge (or coroner) concluded that the cyclist was riding a "racing cycle", therefore, he must have been riding too fast, so the driver was exonerated.
Over the thirty or so years sice reading this, I still keep on reading this SH*T, the latest being the fatal collision in Hampshire recently.
I often see a bike and gold helmet locked up together in the town centre and think 'ah, Greg van Avermaet'.
From now on I'll look out for Remco's gaudy gold steed.
Try putting a Pashley type bike in one it's mission impossible.
These racks are a disgrace, Tbey don't want bikes on trains
Presumably any bike with full mudguards wouldn't fit either, unless you wanted to crush the mudguards?
"Cofidis pro Rubén Fernández injured in collision with motorist who ran stop sign"
then
"Will AI make the roads safer and more pleasant for cyclists?"
Answer: "Not when we still have idiots behind the wheel."
I don't have any confidence in machine vision traffic control. As you illustrate, some drivers already don't pay attention, and on the other hand, if the ability for computers to accurately classify cyclists as such was good enough, autonomous vehicles wouldn't be as awful as they currently are
Nothing at all to be with cycling, but an interesting argument:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/aug/12/pro-foxhunting-g...
Annoyingly, the article doesn't say what those ethnic criteria are, that a hobbyist group like fox hunters can claim them.
Law Society website:
So this would appear to be a claim about traditions and shared cultural experiences. Seems like a bit of a stretch, although I'm not a lawyer (lefty or otherwise).
Interesting indeed.
Chambers says "ethnic" can mean "relating to or having a common race or cultural tradition", and Webster says "of or relating to large groups of people classed according to common racial, national, tribal, religious, linguistic, or cultural origin or background". So if you can argue that you share a common cultural tradition, origin or background with some other person, you can arguably claim the two of you constitute or belong to an ethnic minority.
Agree it's a pity the article doesn't say what the criteria in question were though.
Generations of inbreeding amongst the gentry and aristocracy have left the toffs genetically different to qualify themselves as a distinct ethnic group
Quite like middle-class metropolitans who live in say some London boroughs?
Do the "chattering classes" make a point of it though? Is Facebook the new Debretts?
This is the podcast mentioned. I've read the (auto-generated) transcript, I'm still not entirely clear. It talks about hunting being a protected belief (which would seem to have very little to do with ethnicity), and as it happens there are 5 tests for that (Grainger Criteria):
I doubt being pro-hunting satisfies all those criteria, although there is a court ruling that being anti-hunting can be a protected belief, in that case "The claimant here went to some lengths to attempt to live by his belief in the sanctity of all life".
Of course they've not done any pest control (very inefficiently) for a couple of decades as it's been illegal...
Far more crazy is the fact that Lumo are allowed to refuse bikes.
Cherry picking type trains are also anti consumer.
I hate those train cupboards with a vengeance. Wide rim wheels just don't fit onto the hooks, so I have to put my bike half in and half out of the cupboard and stand next to it. Usually the train personnel come along at some point and complain about bikes blocking the doorway/aisle which is a problem that they've created for themselves.
Also, who's going to be happy if they've booked a seat next to that person standing in the doorway in the background!
"It's almost like they designed them to put people off bringing bikes on trains......"
That's because they did.
Nah - that wasn't designed - it was someone's fever dream.
If I could, I'd have given that multiple 'likes'. All the more reason to yet again sing the praises of Merseyrail from Chester to Southport. Absolutely excellent, and saves the death-cycling through Liverpool for little more than you'd have to pay to just get across the Mersey.
Judged purely in terms of a design meeting its goal, someone at Hitachi should win an award for this masterpiece of maliciously complying with a statutory requirement. As a human being, for their contribution to making the world worse for other human beings, they should be ostracized.
Cobblers. Hitachi don't specify the interior of their trains. The customer does. In the case of the UK it's the DfT.
Train OpCo's don't get a choice, except between available/planned rolling stock.
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