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a big yellow wicker man hopefully. Put him inside, set fire to the fecker. Didi could pretend to be EWarWooWar.
Ha, brilliant! Saddles a bit high though, he needs a sedan-fit.
Rolling down the Champs Elysees in a yellow popemobile.
shouldn't that be "perpmobile"?
Better still a yellow Sedan Chair - maybe carried by "trusted lieutenant" George Hincapie?
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All 7 jerseys paraded on the end of a very large stick a la Vic Reeves 'Man with the Stick'.
'What's on the end of the stick… Vic?'
I hope he turns up wearing one of his yellow jerseys too.
Then get him to jib on the podium Karl Power style.